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Trouble Quotes

As anyone can point out, living in today’s world has more problems than you can imagine. It could range from as simple as not being able to wake up on a cold winter morning to go to work or a business deal taking ages to go through due to certain clients. There are problems in every aspect of life, right from when you wake up to the moment you fall asleep. To soothe some of your nerves, these famous problem quotes can make you laugh and cry at the same time!

Robert Downey Jr.

When you have a good script you're almost in more trouble than when you have a terrible script.

Bob Woodward

The legislator learns that when you talk a lot, you get in trouble. You have to listen a lot to make deals.

Zac Hanson

It would be nice to have radio support, not that we've ever had that much trouble with it.

Support Radio
Bobby Seale

I'd have no trouble being the barbecue kingpin of America. I'd just add it to all the other things I am: jazz musician, carpenter, architect, engineer and revolutionary.

Eddie Van Halen

Music kept me off the streets and out of trouble and gave me something that was mine that no one could take away from me.

Ronald Reagan

The trouble with our Liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.

Bertrand Russell

The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.

Doubts World Stupidity
George Burns

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

Norman Vincent Peale

The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism.

Patrick Jake O'Rourke

No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence.

Thomas Paine

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace.


To run away from trouble is a form of cowardice and, while it is true that the suicide braves death, he does it not for some noble object but to escape some ill.

Mike Tyson

I'm in trouble because I'm normal and slightly arrogant. A lot of people don't like themselves and I happen to be totally in love with myself.

Franklin P. Jones

One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you've already finished it.

Thomas Jefferson

It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself.

Achievement Purpose Reason Support
Garrison Keillor

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

Dwight L. Moody

I have had more trouble with myself than with any other man.

Theodore Roosevelt

A typical vice of American politics is the avoidance of saying anything real on real issues.

Patrick Jake O'Rourke

Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.

Edgar Watson Howe

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

Thomas More

One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated.

David Lloyd George

With me a change of trouble is as good as a vacation.

Phil Collins

That's the trouble with wishing you were somebody else. As much as you may want it, you know it'll never happen, at least not in this lifetime.

William S. Burroughs

Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has.

George Washington

Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.

Will Rogers

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.

I remember, when I was a kid, I was a class clown, and I got into a lot of trouble for it, and I had to be put in a special class. Back in the eighties, in Nepean, Ontario, they just had a class for anyone they didn't want around. It was sort of like school jail.

William Arthur Ward

Wise are they who have learned these truths: Trouble is temporary. Time is tonic. Tribulation is a test tube.

Christopher Morley

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

Judy Garland

Hollywood is a strange place if you're in trouble. Everybody thinks it's contagious.

The trouble with the jokes is that once they're written, I know how they're supposed to work, and all I can do is not hit them. I'm more comfortable improvising. If I have just two or three ideas and I know how the character feels, what the character wants, everything in between is like trapeze work.

Mookie Betts

The pitcher is in trouble, not me. He has to throw it over the plate and I have to put a good swing on it.

Lee Iacocca

Trouble shared is trouble halved.

Quentin Crisp

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

Edgar Watson Howe

When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars.

Zac Efron

My dogs are crazy. They're always getting into some kind of trouble... but then again, they're my most loyal friends.

Conan O'Brien

In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath.

Lee Iacocca

If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he's in trouble. And Henry was 95 percent.


Opinion has caused more trouble on this little earth than plagues or earthquakes.

Larry King

I had no trouble going from radio to TV - I just thought of TV as radio with pictures.

T. S. Eliot

My greatest trouble is getting the curtain up and down.

Calvin Coolidge

Never go out to meet trouble. If you just sit still, nine cases out of ten, someone will intercept it before it reaches you.

Mahatma Gandhi

A 'No' uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a 'Yes' merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble.

Angelina Jolie

When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts - that's when I get in trouble.

Carl Jung

Nobody, as long as he moves about among the chaotic currents of life, is without trouble.

Lawrence Peter Berra

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

Bill Gates

If your culture doesn't like geeks, you are in real trouble.

Robert Frost

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard.

Mae West

It takes two to get one in trouble.

Mark Twain

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

Kin Hubbard

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.

Edgar Watson Howe

The way out of trouble is never as simple as the way in.

Helen Keller

Unless we form the habit of going to the Bible in bright moments as well as in trouble, we cannot fully respond to its consolations because we lack equilibrium between light and darkness.

Mark Twain

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

My parents got me in trouble when I was in school because someone was getting bullied, and I didn't do anything about it. I just watched it happen and then came to the school, and I got cussed out for not helping and not being a part of it.

Elbert Hubbard

If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.

Marilyn Monroe

The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.

Mookie Betts

I learned from my dad and my mom somebody should only have to tell you once. Whether it's me getting in trouble, they said I should only have to tell you once. I've kind of took that and made that for all aspects.

Selena Gomez

I talk so much on stage - too much. I always get in trouble. But it's just the best to be able to connect with people.

Michel de Montaigne

There is little less trouble in governing a private family than a whole kingdom.


Well, I'm working all the time to stay out of trouble!

Shia LaBeouf

I never get in trouble.

Shia LaBeouf

I'm a call-sheet junkie. I love being on set. So, the hardest thing for me is dealing with all this idle time. That's when I get into trouble.

Clint Eastwood

My dad was fiscally conservative, and I was influenced by that. He didn't believe in spending more than you had because it gets you into trouble.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.