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Will Rogers Quotes

Vaudeville Performer, Humorist
Born On
1879-11-04
Died On
1935-08-15
Birth Place
Oologah, Indian Territory (now Oklahoma)
Death Place
Point Barrow, Alaska Territory (now Alaska)
Birth Sign
scorpio
Father
Clement V. Rogers
Mother
Mary America Schrimsher
Spouse
Betty Blake
Nationality
American

Judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement.

Will Rogers

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.

Will Rogers

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

Will Rogers

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.

Will Rogers

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.

Will Rogers

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.

Will Rogers

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there.

Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon elected.

Will Rogers

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

Will Rogers

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Will Rogers

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.”

Will Rogers

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Will Rogers

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

Will Rogers

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Will Rogers

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Will Rogers

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.

Will Rogers