Be quick to learn and wise to know.
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.
Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.