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Fake Quotes

Most people who suffer from low self esteem tend to fake what they are not. They fake themselves to fit with others around them because they believe otherwise they wont be accepted for who they are. They try to become the person they are actually not and try to get someone to like them so they can fit in with people around them. At times some may fake just to make their lives more exciting. Here is a collection of famous fake quotes for you to read.

Stephen King

Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.

Adam Smith

Poor David Hume is dying fast, but with more real cheerfulness and good humor and with more real resignation to the necessary course of things, than any whining Christian ever dyed with pretended resignation to the will of God.

Alexis de Tocqueville

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies.

Thomas Paine

It is not a God, just and good, but a devil, under the name of God, that the Bible describes.

Anton Chekhov

No psychologist should pretend to understand what he does not understand... Only fools and charlatans know everything and understand nothing.

Jean Baudrillard

Cowardice and courage are never without a measure of affectation. Nor is love. Feelings are never true. They play with their mirrors.

Emily Dickinson

Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.

Garrison Keillor

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

Honoré de Balzac

A flow of words is a sure sign of duplicity.

Saint Augustine

Humility is the foundation of all the other virtues hence, in the soul in which this virtue does not exist there cannot be any other virtue except in mere appearance.

Billy Graham

Everybody has a little bit of Watergate in him.

Andre Gide

Be faithful to that which exists within yourself.

Johnny Depp

The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing.

Chuck Palahniuk

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

Thomas Jefferson

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

Stephen King

The devil's voice is sweet to hear.

John Ruskin

All violent feelings have the same effect. They produce in us a falseness in all our impressions of external things, which I would generally characterize as the pathetic fallacy.

Andre Gide

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for something you are not.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

A man may fulfill the object of his existence by asking a question he cannot answer, and attempting a task he cannot achieve.

Napoleon Bonaparte

A celebrated people lose dignity upon a closer view.

William Blake

A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.

George Eliot

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.

Eudora Welty

Beware of a man with manners.

Simone Weil

A doctrine serves no purpose in itself, but it is indispensable to have one if only to avoid being deceived by false doctrines.

Oscar Wilde

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him.


Better is the enemy of good.

Blaise Pascal

You always admire what you really don't understand.

Tom Stoppard

It's not the voting that's democracy; it's the counting.

Walt Disney

I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous.

John Milton

Truth never comes into the world but like a bastard, to the ignominy of him that brought her birth.

Thomas Merton

Pride makes us artificial and humility makes us real.

Rita Rudner

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

Stephen King

We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.

James Baldwin

We have all had the experience of finding that our reactions and perhaps even our deeds have denied beliefs we thought were ours.

Christopher Morley

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

Ayn Rand

Run for your life from any man who tells you that money is evil. That sentence is the leper's bell of an approaching looter.

Jean Baudrillard

It only takes a politician believing in what he says for the others to stop believing him.

Helen Rowland

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Theodore Roosevelt

A typical vice of American politics is the avoidance of saying anything real on real issues.

Kurt Cobain

The worst crime is faking it.

Friedrich Nietzsche

All truth is simple... is that not doubly a lie?

Larry King

Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves.

Bertrand Russell

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.

George Burns

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.

D. H. Lawrence

God is only a great imaginative experience.

Ambrose Bierce

Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.

Khabib Nurmagomedov

They're all fake belts. To be honest, I think real belt is Tony Ferguson's.

Groucho Marx

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Leo Buscaglia

The easiest thing to be in the world is you. The most difficult thing to be is what other people want you to be. Don't let them put you in that position.


Honesty is for the most part less profitable than dishonesty.

Keanu Reeves

Because we're actors we can pretend and fake it, but I'd rather the intimate investment was authentic.

William Shakespeare

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.

Mark Twain

Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody.

William Shakespeare

There's no art to find the mind's construction in the face.

William Shakespeare

There have been many great men that have flattered the people who ne'er loved them.

Mahatma Gandhi

It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence.