Dan Bilzerian Quotes
Actor
I just try to be authentic.
Basically I didn't get a ton of attention as a kid. I guess that's why I'm such a flashy lunatic.
If any girl gets a message from someone claiming to be me, it's fake.
I actually bought a laser hair removal machine so I can do it in my house.
People are going to believe what they want to believe.
Be yourself, be an individual - people are scared to be themselves.
Everyone has a right to their own opinion about me, and that's fine. I'm just going to keep being myself and living my life. That's all I can do.
I've always stood for one thing, and that is having freedom, and part of that is the freedom to unapologetically be yourself.
Life is all in the setup. A lot of people think I got the world handed to me, and I let them think exactly that whilst they handed me the world.
Anything that we can do to help men be more confident, I think that's going to be a net positive.
As an avid shooter remember to shoot responsibly and follow the rules.
At the end of the day if you want to effectively market to a target group, you're not going to appeal to everybody. Those companies that try and cater to everybody, end up making everybody not care.
I never wanted something from somebody without being able to kind of reciprocate, I guess.
I'm just living my life the way I want to. I have the freedom to do that.
Luxury has been a bit of a rollercoaster for me. I would define it as something that isn't needed but improves your life.
I will tell you that I'm not religious.
I've got a... target on my back the size of the state of California.
It's not smart to get caught without a gun.
I gave up hunting a long time ago.
I don't believe in violence against women.
I personally prefer girls from the Midwest. They're more appreciative. They haven't been on 50 private jets and been to Dubai 'every three weeks.
I would like to think I am a little bit of a man's man and a ladies' man. I suppose, I'm a guy's guy because I like to do a lot of, you know, the man stuff: Working out, off-roading, getting on the dirt bike and what not. I am a ladies' man because I spend more time with girls than I do with guys.
I grew up, initially, poor and then rich and then back to poor when I was in the military and college. And then eventually made some money playing poker.
Climbing the mountain is always more fun than sitting at the top. It's just you have to find different mountains to climb.
Normally, I always had a machine gun in my car and a bulletproof vest.
Women have this arsenal of stuff where if they have a pimple or they have something, you guys can cover that up. Guys don't really have that - and it's also a little bit taboo.
That's probably why I've become popular, because everyone's view of me is extremely polarized.
Let's be honest, I'm not a guy who is going to grind out $10 entry fantasy matches. If I'm going to compete, I want to play at the highest stakes.
My passion is creating lucrative opportunities around the world and online.
I'm all about living however you want, but if you make the decision to get married and have children, then you have an obligation to raise them in an environment that isn't going to ruin them, warp their perception of the world, or close doors for them.
I mean, my dad is half-Armenian, his father is 100%, and I actually think he has Armenian citizenship. Apparently, the Kardashians and me are the big celebrities over in Armenia.
I went broke after sophomore year, gambled away all my money, sold some guns, turned $750 into $10,000, flew to Vegas, turned ten thou into $187,000.
Sometimes I feel like a 16-year-old who's got a blank check.
My dad's not the most normal thinking person. It's not normal to need to make millions or billions of dollars.
That's the beauty of being above board - you can brag about your winnings.
I used to play baseball with Jake Owen when I was a kid.
All the kids in school taunted me, 'Your dad's going to jail,' and I believed my parents when they said no it wouldn't happen. Then one day I was driving into school with him, which was weird because my mom always took us. And he was like, 'yeah, I'm going to jail.'
I'm a crazy lunatic, but a lot of the time I'm just sitting at home watching movies.
When you are single and have no dependents, you should be able to do whatever you want as long as it doesn't adversely effect other people.
It just seems like it would be kinda cool to be able to actually teach kids important stuff.
I appreciate people trying to stand up for animals.
It's pretty obvious I love animals.
Just because you can buy an exploding target, does not mean that it is legal to mix and explode.
Public lands are for everyone's use. Be responsible when shooting and clean up the area you were shooting in so others can enjoy the land.
When shooting exploding rifle targets, check with local and state laws.
Conscious luxury is the wave of the future because everyone should be aware of what they put on their bodies just like they are aware of what they consume.
If shooting exploding targets use only in intended use containers.
It is important to be transparent about ingredients and use products with clean ingredients.
I mean look, everyone wants to do the story on the rising star, and when the star is up, they all want to be the one to bring it down because that's what people care about, right? They only care about the rise and the fall, so it's extreme positivity and extreme negativity.
I already do some charity, but I don't necessarily talk about it. That doesn't mean I don't do it.
I don't pressure anyone to do anything for me.
You just get pickier. I think that's true of everything. Money, toys, girls - all the hedonistic stuff. You just raise the bar.
I'm not super-political.
Any successful company has female models.
I believe in the Constitution.
Having attractive women is very appealing to most men.
I am more of a constitutionalist libertarian.
I didn't take a conventional path.
I wasn't super-cool in high school.
A girl has to be super-hot now for me to be even semi-interested.
Honestly, I try to stay away from the famous chicks and L.A. girls in general.
I normally don't wake up until 1 P.M. and I'm not about to screw with my biorhythm.
Everything's been great since college.
I did 510 days SEAL training.
I think I'm pretty misunderstoood.
People like a look into the lifestyle of someone who has a lot of freedom.
I love London.
I'm like a big kid. But it's not like a called myself the Instagram King. I put up what people want to see and that just happened.
Something out of the ordinary is that I got bit by an alligator at one of my parties.
I've always said I think I'm a totally normal guy.
A lot of my audience is aspirational as far as getting girls.
There was a period where I was wearing MMA shorts a lot 'cause I was doing two-a-day sessions.
My relationship with my dad was a little rocky, sure. The time that I spent with him was basically two hours of Little League practice, six or seven days a week, from the age of five until whenever. If we lost, there was no talking the whole way home. But that seemed normal to me.
I've bought every toy I ever wanted.
Yeah I got all sorts of guns. I got functional guns, I got guns for looks, I got hunting rifles, and everything in between.
Guys are attracted based on looks 95% of the time. Girls are almost the opposite. Looks are a smaller factor. They're more attracted to a confident guy, or a successful guy, or someone who makes them laugh, or makes them feel comfortable.
If you look at poker as a sport like baseball, then I'd be maybe a minor league or high school ballplayer. But I play with T-ballers.
I mean I have expensive clothing, I just don't wear it.
I've won over 50 million dollars playing poker.