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Baby Quotes

The pleasure of having a baby is beyond words for parents, especially for a mother. It is something that changes your heart, your thoughts and your actions forever. To help you share these magical moments of life with dear ones, we have compiled a collection of some of the most famous baby quotes. These baby quotations and saying beautifully express the joy of having a baby. You will experience immense pleasure while reading as well as sharing these cute baby quotes and sayings.

Johnny Depp

It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into the world. It's like you've met your reason to live.

Gwen Stefani

I was thinking that when I have children, that I should always dress as a character for them, so they think their mom is Alice in Wonderland or Cinderella.

Elizabeth I

These wretched babies don't come until they are ready.

Gloria Steinem

Childbirth is more admirable than conquest, more amazing than self-defense, and as courageous as either one.

Mark Twain

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.

Dan Quayle

I understand the importance of bondage between parent and child.

Alan Watts

Some believe all that parents, tutors, and kindred believe. They take their principles by inheritance, and defend them as they would their estates, because they are born heirs to them.

Victor Hugo

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them.

Louisa May Alcott

Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

Margaret Mead

And when our baby stirs and struggles to be born it compels humility: what we began is now its own.

Johnny Depp

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

Gwen Stefani

I imagine my children are going to save me from my vanity and be my passion and fill whatever fears I have of the amazing time I'm having right now being gone.

Reese Witherspoon

We make each other laugh and we have two beautiful children.

Coco Chanel

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!

Billy Graham

A child who is allowed to be disrespectful to his parents will not have true respect for anyone.

Carl Sandburg

A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.

Franklin P. Jones

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

Richard Burton

I might run from her for a thousand years and she is still my baby child. Our love is so furious that we burn each other out.

Jimmy Carter

We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each others children.

Reese Witherspoon

Well I had my kids so young that I kind of feel that I'm a kid too and am growing up with them. The things they're interested in tend to really influence me.

Chevy Chase

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

Maya Angelou

Any book that helps a child to form a habit of reading, to make reading one of his deep and continuing needs, is good for him.

Reese Witherspoon

I talked to several of her children and they were so encouraging and supportive. I just hope I've done her memory justice.

Gloria Steinem

Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father.

Wayne Gretzky

The only way a kid is going to practice is if it's total fun for him... and it was for me.

Phyllis Diller

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.

Rita Rudner

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours

Maya Angelou

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.

Thomas Paine

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace.

Napolean Hill

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements.

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H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep.

Edgar Watson Howe

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.

Groucho Marx

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Emo Philips

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Woody Allen

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

Groucho Marx

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

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Norman Vincent Peale

Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once.

Emo Philips

Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?

Princess Diana

If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each.

Henry Ward Beecher

Beware of him who hates the laugh of a child.

Horace Mann

When a child can be brought to tears, and not from fear of punishment, but from repentance he needs no chastisement. When the tears begin to flow from the grief of their conduct you can be sure there is an angel nestling in their heart.

Francis Bacon

Children sweeten labours, but they make misfortunes more bitter.

Phyllis Diller

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

Henry Ward Beecher

Children are the hands by which we take hold of heaven.

Laurence Sterne

I wish either my father or my mother, or indeed both of them, as they were in duty both equally bound to it, had minded what they were about when they begot me.


Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those the art of living well.

William Shakespeare

Children wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong.

Millie Bobby Brown

I've been acting since I was 9, so not exactly a baby.


A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television.