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Husband Quotes

Marriage, the respectful institution of the world, may not be a cakewalk for many but with complete devotion of the partners, this journey of togetherness can be perfected into an ideal ride. Husbands who are considered as the captain of the married life, compliment the ride with hues of love, affection, care and lots more. To make your husband laugh and think about his dignified position, here are some of the beautiful, naughty and attractive husband quotes. Go through these famous spouse quotations & sayings and have fun.

Woody Allen

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

Rita Rudner

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

Honoré de Balzac

A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second; with a husband it runs the other way.

Chanakya

A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.

Ernest Hemingway

There is no lonelier man in death, except the suicide, than that man who has lived many years with a good wife and then outlived her. If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

Michel de Montaigne

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Erma Bombeck

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Helen Rowland

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

Franklin P. Jones

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

Kevin Smith

Now you've gotta spend two thousand bucks to stay at my house. And for five, I'll let you photograph my wife in the shower.

Washington Irving

A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel, any day.

Emo Philips

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

Honoré de Balzac

A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.

Ambrose Bierce

Beauty and the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

Gwen Stefani

I don't fight with people - like, I can barely fight with my husband because I'll just start crying instead.

Eleanor Roosevelt

I used to tell my husband that, if he could make me 'understand' something, it would be clear to all the other people in the country.

Linda Evans

I never saved my money. Whenever I worked in the past, I would spend it on my family or my husbands.

Washington Irving

A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all.

Honoré de Balzac

A husband who submits to his wife's yoke is justly held an object of ridicule. A woman's influence ought to be entirely concealed.

Rita Mae Brown

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Rita Rudner

Men hate to lose. I beat my husband once at tennis. I asked him, "Will we ever make love again?" He said, "Yes.... but not with each other.

Helen Rowland

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.

Rita Rudner

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

I think the best thing I can do is to be a distraction. A husband lives and breathes his work all day long. If he comes home to more table thumping, how can the poor man ever relax?

Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

The faults of husbands are often caused by the excess virtues of their wives.

Queen Elizabeth II

My husband has quite simply been my strength and stay all these years, and I owe him a debt greater than he would ever claim.

Honoré de Balzac

Between the daylight gambler and the player at night there is the same difference that lies between a careless husband and the lover swooning under his lady's window.

Zig Ziglar

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.

Rita Rudner

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.

Phyllis Diller

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?

Sri Sathya Sai Baba

The love that exists between wife and husband is infatuation. The love that exists among friends and relations is attachment. The love towards material objects is desire. Love in totality, directed towards God is known as devotion.

Melania Trump

I chose not to go into politics and policy. Those policies are my husband's job.

Nancy Pelosi

My husband and I have season tickets to the Giants games, and we go there as fans to enjoy it.