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Wife Quotes

The whole world believes that behind every successful man, there exists a woman and this woman almost always is the wife of the successful man. Wives have it in them to love and care without really holding back. This is exactly why it is a must to treat your wife or maybe even you’re wife-to-be with tons of respect and love. This is what will result in a meaningful relationship and a bond that cannot be severed. Read on to discover famous spouse quotations and sayings.

Woody Allen

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

Melania Trump

I'm not that kind of wife who would say, 'Learn this' or 'Learn that.' I'm not a nagging wife.

Samuel Johnson

A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek.

Chanakya

A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.

Ernest Hemingway

There is no lonelier man in death, except the suicide, than that man who has lived many years with a good wife and then outlived her. If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

Anton Chekhov

Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other.

Andrew Jackson

Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

Michel de Montaigne

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Erma Bombeck

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Kin Hubbard

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

I'll be a wife and mother first, then First Lady.

Kevin Smith

Now you've gotta spend two thousand bucks to stay at my house. And for five, I'll let you photograph my wife in the shower.

Emo Philips

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!

Steve Carell

Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing I ever aspired to,

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

Stevie Nicks

Do you want to be an artist and a writer, or a wife and a lover? With kids, your focus changes. I don't want to go to PTA meetings.

Linda Evans

I never saved my money. Whenever I worked in the past, I would spend it on my family or my husbands.

Groucho Marx

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Washington Irving

A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all.

Charles Baudelaire

A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.

Honoré de Balzac

A husband who submits to his wife's yoke is justly held an object of ridicule. A woman's influence ought to be entirely concealed.

Rita Mae Brown

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

The faults of husbands are often caused by the excess virtues of their wives.

Edgar Watson Howe

To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.

Omar Khayyam

Tonight I will make a tun of wine, Set myself up with two bowls of it; First I will divorce absolutely reason and religion, Then take to wife the daughter of the vine.

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

I don't think there are any men who are faithful to their wives.

Honoré de Balzac

A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.

Ralph Macchio

My wife and kids maybe beg to differ, but I am generally a good guy.

Good Kids
Guy Ritchie

I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife Madonna. That's even why I married her.

Tony Blair

You only require two things in life: your sanity and your wife.

Woody Allen

I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.

Socrates

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Sean Connery

I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me.

Zig Ziglar

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.

Sean Connery

I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly.

Phyllis Diller

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?

Groucho Marx

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

Sri Sathya Sai Baba

The love that exists between wife and husband is infatuation. The love that exists among friends and relations is attachment. The love towards material objects is desire. Love in totality, directed towards God is known as devotion.

Michael Jordan

The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.

I am not involved in any 'issues' because it's too sensitive for me - or my wife - to get involved. Every time we express an opinion it becomes a whole thing in itself. And the whole purpose of living in the countryside was to get away from hundreds of people. My wife fell off a horse, and suddenly there are hundreds of people around.

James M. Barrie

Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself, and the wife smiles and lets it go at that.

Joe Biden

I used to say to my late wife, 'I have great faith in the American people.'

A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go to sleep in humility, thankfulness and temperance, is, by Christian standards, in an infinitely higher state than one who is listening to Bach or reading Plato in a state of pride.

Diana Rigg

If it were said that I didn't fulfil my potential as a mother and wife, I'd be heartbroken. But if it were said that I hadn't fulfilled my potential as an actress, I would understand the reasons why.

Barack Obama

The fact that my 15 minutes of fame has extended a little longer than 15 minutes is somewhat surprising to me and completely baffling to my wife.

Mike Pence

Several millennia ago, the words were written that a man should leave his father and mother and cleave to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh. It was not our idea; it was God's idea.