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Satire Quotes

Laughter and humor are the integral parts of life, which have the power to make your days more vibrant and lively. In this boring humdrum, it’s fun and mirth that gets our lives rolling. If you love to crack your wit on humorous spoofs, then you must try satire. Satire has the power to attract you with its irony, humor and sarcastic tempo. Enjoy the vigorous and pervasive force of satire with these famous mockery quotations and sayings and have fun.

Soren Kierkegaard

How absurd men are! They never use the liberties they have, they demand those they do not have. They have freedom of thought, they demand freedom of speech.

Adolf Hitler

How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think.

Osama bin Laden

We love death. The U.S. loves life. That is the difference between us two.

Thomas Paine

It is not a God, just and good, but a devil, under the name of God, that the Bible describes.

David Lloyd George

Diplomats were invented simply to waste time.

Patrick Jake O'Rourke

The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.

Cameron Diaz

I don't believe you should make fun of anyone but yourself.

Adolf Hitler

Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice.

Soren Kierkegaard

I see it all perfectly; there are two possible situations - one can either do this or that. My honest opinion and my friendly advice is this: do it or do not do it - you will regret both.

John Greenleaf Whittier

Tradition wears a snowy beard, romance is always young.

Thomas Paine

One good schoolmaster is of more use than a hundred priests.

Franklin P. Jones

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

Omar Khayyam

A hair divides what is false and true.

Stephen Colbert

Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy.

Franklin P. Jones

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

Vladimir Nabokov

Satire is a lesson, parody is a game.

Omar Khayyam

The moving finger writes, and having written moves on. Nor all thy piety nor all thy wit, can cancel half a line of it.

Malcolm X

Truth is on the side of the oppressed.

Thomas Hobbes

The privilege of absurdity; to which no living creature is subject, but man only.

David Lloyd George

You cannot feed the hungry on statistics.

Ah! on Thanksgiving day.... When the care-wearied man seeks his mother once more, And the worn matron smiles where the girl smiled before. What moistens the lips and what brightens the eye? What calls back the past, like the rich pumpkin pie?

Salvador Dali

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction.

Saint Thomas Aquinas

Love must precede hatred, and nothing is hated save through being contrary to a suitable thing which is loved. And hence it is that every hatred is caused by love

Soren Kierkegaard

Marriage brings one into fatal connection with custom and tradition, and traditions and customs are like the wind and weather, altogether incalculable.

Thomas Jefferson

I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just; that his justice cannot sleep forever.

George Carlin

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Adolf Hitler

If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.

Thomas Jefferson

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead.

George Carlin

When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.

Lord Byron

Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.