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Humorous Quotes

It is said that 'laughter is one of the best medicines'. However, the hectic lifestyle of today has made us forget how to laugh. Most of the time, we don't have time for even giving a smile to our loved ones, forget about laughing at some funny joke. It is for this reason only that we have provided a list of humorous quotes, in the lines below. These sayings have all the flavors to tickle the funny bones of almost everyone. You can also use these humorous quotations to cheer someone up or simply have a good laugh.

Walter Winchell

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

Patrick Jake O'Rourke

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

Thomas Hobbes

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy.

Walter Winchell

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

Patrick Jake O'Rourke

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

Thomas More

Ask a woman's advice, and whatever she advises, Do the very reverse and you're sure to be wise.

Walter Winchell

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

Sir Thomas Browne

Men live by intervals of reason under the sovereignty of humor and passion.

Salvador Dali

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.

Saint Thomas Aquinas

It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.

Terri Guillemets

Passion spins around love and I am dizzy always around you.

George Carlin

When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.