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Drinking Quotes

Many people enter a funny drunken madness after having a few pegs of alcohol, especially if the person is not a habitual drinker. Thus it is no wonder that so many funny and humorous quotes have been said and written dedicated to mock the drinking habit. If you are bored at work and looking for some funny drinking quotes, read these hilarious drinking quotes. It is tough not to be intoxicated with these famous drinking quotes.

Omar Khayyam

Drink! for you know not whence you came nor why: drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.

Omar Khayyam

Drunkards are doomed to hell, so men declare, Believe it not, 'tis but a foolish scare; Heaven will be empty as this hand of mine, If none who love good drink find entrance there.

Walter Scott

Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness.

Oscar Wilde

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.

Let's drink to California, way out by the sea, Where a woman's ass, and a whiskey glass, Made a horse's ass of me

Pour the wine, Drink and dine, Passover is here, Let’s spend a time fine.

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.