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Sarcasm Quotes

If you want to express your thoughts, anger, humor etc. without being blatant, then sarcasm is your weapon. Being sarcastic does not just imply bitter derision or caustic remarks. Sarcasm is in fact a witty expression that comes loaded with layers of meaning and is better used to pack a contemptuous punch on people or things. All said and done, being sarcastic is a talent and not everyone is blessed with it. Here are some famous long quotations and sayings to help you explore the real wit of sarcasm.

Soren Kierkegaard

How absurd men are! They never use the liberties they have, they demand those they do not have. They have freedom of thought, they demand freedom of speech.

Adolf Hitler

How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think.

Osama bin Laden

We love death. The U.S. loves life. That is the difference between us two.

Thomas Paine

It is not a God, just and good, but a devil, under the name of God, that the Bible describes.

Cameron Diaz

I don't believe you should make fun of anyone but yourself.

Rowan Atkinson

The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alternative point of view to the orthodoxy, can be interpreted as insult.

Brittany Murphy

I do sarcasm really poorly.

Soren Kierkegaard

I see it all perfectly; there are two possible situations - one can either do this or that. My honest opinion and my friendly advice is this: do it or do not do it - you will regret both.

John Greenleaf Whittier

Tradition wears a snowy beard, romance is always young.

Franklin P. Jones

An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.

Megan Fox

Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all.

Malcolm X

Truth is on the side of the oppressed.

Thomas Hobbes

The privilege of absurdity; to which no living creature is subject, but man only.

Helen Rowland

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her.

George Carlin

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Adolf Hitler

If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.

Thomas Jefferson

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead.

George Carlin

When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.