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Sarcasm Quotes

If you want to express your thoughts, anger, humor etc. without being blatant, then sarcasm is your weapon. Being sarcastic does not just imply bitter derision or caustic remarks. Sarcasm is in fact a witty expression that comes loaded with layers of meaning and is better used to pack a contemptuous punch on people or things. All said and done, being sarcastic is a talent and not everyone is blessed with it. Here are some famous long quotations and sayings to help you explore the real wit of sarcasm.

How absurd men are! They never use the liberties they have, they demand those they do not have. They have freedom of thought, they demand freedom of speech.
Men Opinion Paradox Satire
Soren Kierkegaard

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How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think.
Funny People Satire Control
Adolf Hitler

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We love death. The U.S. loves life. That is the difference between us two.
Death Life Love America
Osama bin Laden

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It is not a God, just and good, but a devil, under the name of God, that the Bible describes.
Bible Opinion Belief Acting
Thomas Paine

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I don't believe you should make fun of anyone but yourself.
Advice Attitude Being Yourself Belief
Cameron Diaz

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The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alternative point of view to the orthodoxy, can be interpreted as insult.
Things
Rowan Atkinson

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I do sarcasm really poorly.
Brittany Murphy

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I see it all perfectly; there are two possible situations - one can either do this or that. My honest opinion and my friendly advice is this: do it or do not do it - you will regret both.
Friendship Advice Opinion Perfection
Soren Kierkegaard

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Tradition wears a snowy beard, romance is always young.
Romance Ridicule Satire Creativity
John Greenleaf Whittier

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An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.
Nothing Right Satire Criticism
Franklin P. Jones

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Sarcasm doesn't translate in print at all.
Megan Fox

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Truth is on the side of the oppressed.
Domination Pollution Satire Corruption
Malcolm X

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The privilege of absurdity; to which no living creature is subject, but man only.
Life Meaningful Reason Satire
Thomas Hobbes

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A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her.
Men Appreciation Nagativity Blame
Helen Rowland

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Death Funny Belief Satire
George Carlin

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If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.
Attitude Belief Confidence Satire
Adolf Hitler

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It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God.
Belief Satire Fulfillment Spirituality
Thomas Jefferson

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Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead.
Death Life Affinity Satire
Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons.
Humor Retirement Reason Sanity
George Carlin

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Some sarcasm is best told simply.
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Kevin Hart

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