An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.
Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.
The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.
Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.
I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.
The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.
Nothing recedes like success.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.
Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.
She's been on more laps than a napkin.
Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walk out.
No! Someday you will understand. Just save it in a box.
The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.
True friends walks in when the rest of the world has walked out.
A friend is one who walks in when others walk out.
Good evening Mr and Mrs America, from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press.
Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it”