All of us suffer from some disease at some point in time in our lives. Diseases make us feel low and frustrated. Disease quotes can be humorous and can uplift a person’s mood immediately. If your friend has been sick for a long time, why not make him feel good with a bouquet of his or her favorite flowers, chocolates, a “get well soon” card, and make him smile with these funny disease quotes? Read on and pick the ones that will best suit your purpose.