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Wife Quotes

The whole world believes that behind every successful man, there exists a woman and this woman almost always is the wife of the successful man. Wives have it in them to love and care without really holding back. This is exactly why it is a must to treat your wife or maybe even you’re wife-to-be with tons of respect and love. This is what will result in a meaningful relationship and a bond that cannot be severed. Read on to discover famous spouse quotations and sayings.

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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
I'll be a wife and mother first, then First Lady.
I don't think there are any men who are faithful to their wives.
The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace
Michael Jordan
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bill Cosby
I married an archaeologist because the older I grow, the more he appreciates me.
Dame Agatha Christie
Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.
No lover, if he be of good faith, and sincere, will deny he would prefer to see his mistress dead than unfaithful.
Marquis de Sade
A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.
Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.
David Ogilvy
The consumer isn't a moron; she is your wife.
David Ogilvy
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
Elizabeth Taylor
I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.
Elizabeth Taylor
I don't pretend to be an ordinary housewife.
Elizabeth Taylor
Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.
Jessica Alba
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Tommy Cooper
It is true that a fellow cannot ignore women - but he can think of them as he ought - as sisters, not as sparring partners.
Jim Elliot
My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.
Bruce Willis
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
Homer
Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love. Authority is for children and servants, yet not without sweetness.
William Penn
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
Being a housewife and a mother is the biggest job in the world, but if it doesn't interest you, don't do it - I would have made a terrible mother.
Katharine Hepburn
Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.
Katharine Hepburn
Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.
I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!
My toughest fight was with my first wife.
Muhammad Ali
A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek.
According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.
Jay Leno
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno
The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.
Jon Bon Jovi
There is no lonelier man in death, except the suicide, than that man who has lived many years with a good wife and then outlived her. If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it.
Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month. Others just go over them.
Katherine Mansfield
That is, the wife must care for what the husband cares for if he is to remain resolute.
Mother Jones
Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.
Barry Goldwater
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
Douglas Adams
Caesar's wife must be above suspicion.
Julius Caesar
During that first year, I felt guilty that my wife was out working bringing in all our income, while I was at home playing on the computer, so I made myself treat writing like a job.
George Stephen
My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No talk, no trouble.
Imelda Marcos
I got up with my wife, I sat down at the computer when she went to work, and I didn't stop until she got home.
George Stephen
When I think of a merry, happy, free young girl - and look at the ailing, aching state a young wife generally is doomed to - which you can't deny is the penalty of marriage.
Queen Victoria
I think people really marry far too much; it is such a lottery after all, and for a poor woman a very doubtful happiness.
Queen Victoria
Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
Queen Victoria
A marriage is no amusement but a solemn act, and generally a sad one.
Queen Victoria
In almost every marriage there is a selfish and an unselfish partner. A pattern is set up and soon becomes inflexible, of one person always making the demands and one person always giving way.
Iris Murdoch
Marriage: a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
Herbert Spencer
Always remember that the most important thing in a good marriage is not happiness, but stability.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
An early-rising man is a good spouse but a bad husband.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.
J. B. Morton
I'm married, I have three children, I never hit my wife.
Ja Rule
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Jack Benny
Time turns the old days to derision, Our loves into corpses or wives; And marriage and death and division Make barren our lives.
Algernon Charles Swinburne
The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning.
Lewis Thomas
I'm certain that most couples expect to find intimacy in marriage, but it somehow eludes them.
James C. Dobson
Tonight I will make a tun of wine, Set myself up with two bowls of it; First I will divorce absolutely reason and religion, Then take to wife the daughter of the vine.
I never saved my money. Whenever I worked in the past, I would spend it on my family or my husbands.
I'd like to know how this will affect the aesthetics of the existing properties in the neighborhood. My wife and I have more years invested in our property than Mr. Bernard has on his.
James Wilson
There are some who want to get married and others who don't. I have never had an impulse to go to the altar. I am a difficult person to lead.
Greta Garbo
I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts.
Christopher Walken
Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other.
The clearest explanation for the failure of any marriage is that the two people are incompatible; that is, that one is male and the other female.
Anna Quindlen
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been giving me lately.
Jeff Foxworthy
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Henny Youngman
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Henny Youngman
I was a queen, and you took away my crown; a wife, and you killed my husband; a mother, and you deprived me of my children. My blood alone remains: take it, but do not make me suffer long.
Marie Antoinette
A husband who submits to his wife's yoke is justly held an object of ridicule. A woman's influence ought to be entirely concealed.
A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.
A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother's love endures through all.
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
Joan Rivers
I can't understand these chaps who go round American universities explaining how they write poems: It's like going round explaining how you sleep with your wife.
Philip Larkin
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?
Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
My wife tells me one day, 'I think you love baseball more than me.' I say, 'Well, I guess that's true, but hey, I love you more than football and hockey.
Tommy Lasorda
You only require two things in life: your sanity and your wife.
I think that enduring, committed love between a married couple, along with raising children, is the most noble act anyone can aspire to. It is not written about very much.
Nicholas Sparks
I'm sad about this, but we shouldn't have been married in the first place.
Nicolas Cage
The faults of husbands are often caused by the excess virtues of their wives.
Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself, and the wife smiles and lets it go at that.
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
Ella Harris
In all honesty my cake was baking when I met Al - I had made up in my mind already to get physically healthy. He refreshingly was on his own journey so it was almost as if we walked together.
Star Jones
They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
Talking to my wife, we stare at each other, saying, 'How is this happening? Why is this happening? Why now?' It's nothing I ever aspired to,
Do you want to be an artist and a writer, or a wife and a lover? With kids, your focus changes. I don't want to go to PTA meetings.
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Therefore I do pray and entreat you in the name of Jesus Christ to do so much as to make my being here in Japan known to my poor wife, in a manner a widow and my two children fatherless; which thing only is my greatest grief of heart and conscience.
Will Adams
I was married to Heather for 7 years, Pamela 5. Lot of years of marriage, I am just enjoying just trippin out by myself.
Tommy Lee Jones
Now you've gotta spend two thousand bucks to stay at my house. And for five, I'll let you photograph my wife in the shower.
The hard times aren't over, Affleck cautioned.] Ultimately it's hard (to make a movie), especially with a low budget, ... He's not going to see his wife and kid or be able to sleep.
Ben Affleck
Next door, there's an old man who lived to his nineties and one day passed away in his sleep. And his wife, she stayed for a couple of days and passed away. I'm sorry, I know that's a strange way to tell you that I know we belong.
Ben Folds
The love that exists between wife and husband is infatuation. The love that exists among friends and relations is attachment. The love towards material objects is desire. Love in totality, directed towards God is known as devotion.
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.

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