Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven.

I suggest we learn to love ourselves before it's made illegal.

In saving Tibet, you save the possibility that we are all brothers, sisters.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Other men said they have seen angels, But I have seen thee And thou art enough.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

Birthdays are occasions for looking forward to the making of plans, for dreaming dreams, and hoping they will come true.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Here's a posy of flowers, and a basket too, With Birthday greetings all for you.

May you live all the days of your life.

The more things you do, the more you can do.

Every great mistake has a halfway moment, a split second when it can be recalled and perhaps remedied.

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron.

Inspiration is God making contact with itself.

Hopefully I can become the Babe Ruth of the World Wrestling Federation and be the champion at the same time.

He makes no friends who never made a foe.

There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.

But friendship is the breathing rose, with sweets in every fold.

Fortune befriends the bold.

We must reach out our hand in friendship and dignity both to those who would befriend us and those who would be our enemy.

Only the ideas that we really live have any value.

But what is happiness except the simple harmony between a man and the life he leads.

Art is the proper task of life.

Looking at yourself in a mirror isn't exactly a study of life.

There are certain things I want to keep to me. I don't discuss my private life.

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon as I done it I seen it.