If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do.

I also think that what's wrong with all of us is that we don't show enough love toward each other.

I suggest we learn to love ourselves before it's made illegal.

The most important part of my religion is to play guitar.

We're never so vulnerable than when we trust someone - but paradoxically, if we cannot trust, neither can we find love or joy.

Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of 'you' to the world.

I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope it's my last.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

If there's something that you're dreaming of then may it all come true, because you deserve it all...HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

You can't take life for granted.

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough.

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.

Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it.

When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come up with next.

He's my friend. He's my brother.

I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.

Getting people to like you is merely the other side of liking them.

I really never had any ambitions to be a stand up comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.

It is not what you give your friend, but what you are willing to give him that determines the quality of friendship.

Life is a difficult game. You can win it only by retaining your birthright to be a person.

The dream reveals the reality which conception lags behind. That is the horror of life the terror of art.

Life is either a great adventure or nothing.

I will thank God for the day and the moment I have.

All that you accomplish or fail to accomplish with your life is the direct result of your thoughts.

“Some of my friends are scared right now, because the war is going on right now.”

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

Fun I love, but too much fun is of all things the most loathsome. Mirth is better than fun, and happiness is better than mirth.

And I love kick boxing. It's a lot of fun. It gives you a lot of confidence when you can kick somebody in the head.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.