I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

The best thing to spend on your children is your time.

She's a tear that hangs inside my soul forever.

Just the idea of him with a love interest is mind-boggling, ... I don't know how it could be handled.

For love is immortality.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

From our birthday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.

Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation.

Everything is something you decide to do, and there is nothing you have to do.

We can't plan life. All we can do is be available for it.

The best thing about having a sister was that I always had a friend.

Association with human beings lures one into self-observation.

I really never had any ambitions to be a stand up comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.

Be careful the environment you choose for it will shape you; be careful the friends you choose for you will become like them.

Life is a long preparation for something that never happens.

You learn about equality in history and civics, but you find out life is not really like that.

Life-transforming ideas have always come to me through books.

Who made you God to say ill take your life from you.

Some people are so afraid do die that they never begin to live.

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.

I guess I started too early because I just thought it was something fun to do.

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

I honestly don't class myself as a songwriter. I've got 'musician' written on my passport. That's even funnier.