It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I preferred sewing to bossing little children.

That is, the wife must care for what the husband cares for if he is to remain resolute.

My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

Life is beautiful, enjoy it to the fullest.

Every man has his own destiny; the only imperative is to follow it, to accept it, no matter where it leads him.

No matter how hard the loss, defeat might serve as well as victory to shake the soul and let the glory out.

I was angry with my friend: I told my wrath, my wrath did end. I was angry with my foe: I told it not, my wrath did grow.

Plant a seed of friendship; reap a bouquet of happiness.

No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth.

The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.

Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.

Life is the continuous adjustment of internal relations to external relations.

Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

I put my heart and my soul into my work, and have lost my mind in the process.