I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world.

Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.

I suggest we learn to love ourselves before it's made illegal.

Love of fame is the last thing even learned men can bear to be parted from.

I had a lover's quarrel with the world

Here's a posy of flowers, and a basket too, With Birthday greetings all for you.

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.

Some like sunday some like monday, but i like your birthday.happy birthday my sweetheart.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I regret to this day that I never went to college. I feel I should have been a doctor.

The beginning is always today.

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough.

I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming.

All I ever intended was to make a living at what I do. Everything I've achieved since then is above and beyond.

Getting people to like you is merely the other side of liking them.

We must reach out our hand in friendship and dignity both to those who would befriend us and those who would be our enemy.

My friends are my estate.

A friend is nothing but a known enemy.

There is nothing worth the wear of winning, but laughter and the love of friends.

Everything passes. Nobody gets anything for keeps. And that's how we've got to live.

Art is the struggle to understand.

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

The fear of life is the favorite disease of the 20th century.

Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival.

Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

If you understood everything I say, you'd be me!.