Not truth, but faith, it is that keeps the world alive.

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

I did not just fall in love. I made a parachute jump.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old ones.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

Some like sunday some like monday, but i like your birthday.happy birthday my sweetheart.

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

You celebrate your birth day am also coming and we enjoy together, happy birth day to you.

Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none.

This bright New Year is given to me to live each day with zest, to daily grow and try to be my highest and my best!

Prayer that is born of meditation upon the Word of God is the prayer that soars upward most easily to God's listening ears.

Beset by a difficult problem? Now is your chance to shine. Pick yourself up, get to work and get triumphantly through it.

Ask not what your teammates can do for you. Ask what you can do for your teammates.

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life.

If I have someone who believes in me, I can move mountains.

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing.

We must take our friends as they are.

Adventure is not outside; it is within.

Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat.

Lead, follow, or get out of the way.

I want to walk through life instead of being dragged through it.

Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken.

I know only two tunes: one of them is "Yankee Doodle," and the other isn't.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Cameron Diaz was so cute at the MTV Movie Awards when she pulled her skirt up and wiped her armpits.

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.