When we were together, I loved you deeply and you gave me so much happiness I can never repay you.

May this Diwali be filled with prosperity and peace, and love and joy which doesn’t cease.

Disneyland is a work of love. We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money.

God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Its another day 4 u. god picked another petals on your flower, wishing your flowers may bloom for year,

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Understanding does not cure evil, but it is a definite help, inasmuch as one can cope with a comprehensible darkness.

I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive.

I have two children and they're young yet but all of the children that I know really inspire me.

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness because it shows me the stars.

Look back, and smile on perils past.

Good friends must not always be together. It is the feeling of oneness when distant That proves a lasting friendship.

No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth.

The best thing about having a sister was that I always had a friend.

If we do not hang together, we shall surely hang separately.

It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won't save us any more than love did.

Life is a gamble, at terrible odds - if it was a bet you wouldn't take it.

Life is a difficult game. You can win it only by retaining your birthright to be a person.

What a child doesn't receive he can seldom later give.

I want to walk through life instead of being dragged through it.

Only one thing has to change for us to know happiness in our lives: where we focus our attention.

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.

I pray to God I get inside a girl's head one day and see what in the WORLD they are thinking.

And what's interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face.

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.