Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.

A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside.

Yes, Mother. I can see you are flawed. You have not hidden it. That is your greatest gift to me.

Love is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the senses.

Life anit always what it seems to be, and words can't express what you mean to me.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope it's my last.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

Birthdays are occasions for looking forward to the making of plans, for dreaming dreams, and hoping they will come true.

You celebrate your birth day am also coming and we enjoy together, happy birth day to you.

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place.

All I ever intended was to make a living at what I do. Everything I've achieved since then is above and beyond.

There is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in.

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.

People are slow to claim confidence in undertakings of magnitude.

We've played together for so long that we are so connected, ... We play like we're one person.

The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.

In the adversity of our best friends we often find something that does not displease us.

Fortune befriends the bold.

In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. Let your best be for your friend.

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

I'll die before I'm 25, and when I do I'll have lived the way I wanted to.

Real living is living for others.

To find out your real opinion of someone, judge the impression you have when you first see a letter from them.

Art has to move you and design does not, unless it's a good design for a bus.

A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.

I haven't read anything but regurgitated rumors. Nothing new, and nothing true.

Some like sunday some like monday, but i like your birthday.happy birthday my sweetheart.

I know only two tunes: one of them is "Yankee Doodle," and the other isn't.