Maybe I'm too young to keep good love from going wrong, but tonight you're on my mind, so you never know.

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.

Never be jealous again. Never doubt that I love you more than the world. More than myself. : Camille

I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.

May love and light fill your home and heart at Hanukkah.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

I play PC and Xbox games at home, and I just got a PSP as a birthday present.

May you live all the days of your life.

Here's a posy of flowers, and a basket too, With Birthday greetings all for you.

You celebrate your birth day am also coming and we enjoy together, happy birth day to you.

Optimism is the opium of the people.

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress.

Men create real miracles when they use their God-given courage and intelligence.

You can't put off being young until you retire.

I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying.

It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.

A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.

Getting people to like you is merely the other side of liking them.

A few honest men are better than numbers.

A friend is always good to have, but a lover's kiss is better than angels raining down on me.

I'm married, I have three children, I never hit my wife.

Smoking calms me down. It's enjoyable. I don't want politicians deciding what is exciting in my life.

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated.

Life is the only real counselor; wisdom unfiltered through personal experience does not become a part of the moral tissue.

But better die than live mechanically a life that is a repetition of repetitions.

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.

If I could come back as anything - I'd be a bird, first, but definitely the command key is my second choice.

She generally gave herself very good advice, (though she very seldom followed it).