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Woody Allen is a Director who was born on 1st December 1935 AD. An American citizen, Woody Allen was born in United States. Woody Allen is also called Allan Stewart Konigsberg. His birthday falls on 1st December 1935 AD. In his life, Allan Stewart Konigsberg is famous not only for his work but also for his quotations and sayings, some of which are quite popular and listed here.

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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.	Tweet
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.	Tweet
The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses. : Love and Death	Tweet
Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything? Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes. : Sleeper	Tweet
I don?t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying.	Tweet
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.	Tweet
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.	Tweet
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.	Tweet
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.	Tweet
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.	Tweet
Eighty percent of success is showing up.	Tweet
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.	Tweet
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.	Tweet
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.	Tweet
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.	Tweet
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.	Tweet
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.	Tweet
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.	Tweet
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.	Tweet
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.	Tweet
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said "No."	Tweet

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