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Quotes By Groucho Marx

Nationality
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DOB
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2-10-1890
DOD
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19-08-1977

Comedian Groucho Marx was born on 2nd October 1890 AD. An American citizen, Groucho Marx was born in United States. He was also called Julius Henry Mark. Julius Henry Mark was 87 years old when he died on 19th August 1977 AD. In his life Julius Henry Mark was famous not only for his work but also for quotations and sayings, some of which are quite popular and listed here.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

- Groucho Marx

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

- Groucho Marx

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.

- Groucho Marx

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

- Groucho Marx

Humor is reason gone mad.

- Groucho Marx

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

- Groucho Marx

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

- Groucho Marx

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

- Groucho Marx

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

- Groucho Marx

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

- Groucho Marx

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

- Groucho Marx

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

- Groucho Marx

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

- Groucho Marx

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

- Groucho Marx

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

- Groucho Marx

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse.

- Groucho Marx

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

- Groucho Marx

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.

- Groucho Marx

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

- Groucho Marx

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

- Groucho Marx

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

- Groucho Marx

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

- Groucho Marx

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

- Groucho Marx

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

- Groucho Marx

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

- Groucho Marx

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

- Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

- Groucho Marx

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

- Groucho Marx

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

- Groucho Marx

My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.

- Groucho Marx

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