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11-08-1967
Joe Rogan is a Comedian who was born on 11th August 1967 AD. An American citizen, Joe Rogan was born in United States. Joe Rogan is also called Joseph. His birthday falls on 11th August 1967 AD. In his life, Joseph is famous not only for his work but also for his quotations and sayings, some of which are quite popular and listed here.

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

- Joe Rogan

Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.

- Joe Rogan

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

- Joe Rogan

Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.

- Joe Rogan

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.

- Joe Rogan

Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.

- Joe Rogan

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

- Joe Rogan

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

- Joe Rogan

I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my stand up act constantly. It was a dream gig.

- Joe Rogan

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.

- Joe Rogan

I really never had any ambitions to be a stand up comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.

- Joe Rogan

I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

- Joe Rogan

I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.

- Joe Rogan

If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.

- Joe Rogan

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

- Joe Rogan

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

- Joe Rogan

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