Here are some naughty and cute husband quotes to make your darling laugh and feel proud about himself. Read the article for famous spouse quotations and sayings.

Husband Quotes

Marriage, the respectful institution of the world, may not be a cakewalk for many but with complete devotion of the partners, this journey of togetherness can be perfected into an ideal ride. Husbands who are considered as the captain of the married life, compliment the ride with hues of love, affection, care and lots more. To make your husband laugh and think about his dignified position, here are some of the beautiful, naughty and attractive husband quotes. Go through these famous spouse quotations & sayings and have fun.

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child.

- Tina Brown

I think the best thing I can do is to be a distraction. A husband lives and breathes his work all day long. If he comes home to more table thumping, how can the poor man ever relax?

- Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

I used to tell my husband that, if he could make me 'understand' something, it would be clear to all the other people in the country.

- Eleanor Roosevelt

I married an archaeologist because the older I grow, the more he appreciates me.

- Dame Agatha Christie

To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.

- The Second Sex , Simone de Beauvoir

A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.

- Chanakya Neeti , Chanakya

In the silence of night I have often wished for just a few words of love from one man, rather than the applause of thousands of people.

- Judy Garland

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

- Elizabeth Taylor

The divine right of husbands, like the divine right of kings, may, it is hoped, in this enlightened age, be contested without danger.

- Mary Wollstonecraft

My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.

- Bruce Willis

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

- Homer

Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love. Authority is for children and servants, yet not without sweetness.

- William Penn

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.

- Zig Ziglar

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

- Erma Bombeck

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

- Woody Allen

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

- Katharine Hepburn

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

- Rita Mae Brown

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!

- Emo Philips

My toughest fight was with my first wife.

- Muhammad Ali

Beauty and the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

- Ambrose Bierce

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.

- Jay Leno

There is no lonelier man in death, except the suicide, than that man who has lived many years with a good wife and then outlived her. If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it.

- Ernest Hemingway

Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month. Others just go over them.

- Katherine Mansfield

That is, the wife must care for what the husband cares for if he is to remain resolute.

- Mother Jones

During that first year, I felt guilty that my wife was out working bringing in all our income, while I was at home playing on the computer, so I made myself treat writing like a job.

- George Stephen

My husband does not like me to give interviews because I say too much. No talk, no trouble.

- Imelda Marcos

I got up with my wife, I sat down at the computer when she went to work, and I didn't stop until she got home.

- George Stephen

I think people really marry far too much; it is such a lottery after all, and for a poor woman a very doubtful happiness.

- Queen Victoria

A marriage is no amusement but a solemn act, and generally a sad one.

- Queen Victoria

In almost every marriage there is a selfish and an unselfish partner. A pattern is set up and soon becomes inflexible, of one person always making the demands and one person always giving way.

- Iris Murdoch

Marriage: a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.

- Herbert Spencer

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way.

- Lauren Bacall

Always remember that the most important thing in a good marriage is not happiness, but stability.

- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

An early-rising man is a good spouse but a bad husband.

- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.

- J. B. Morton

My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

- Jack Benny

I'm certain that most couples expect to find intimacy in marriage, but it somehow eludes them.

- James C. Dobson

I never saved my money. Whenever I worked in the past, I would spend it on my family or my husbands.

- Linda Evans

I think what makes our marriage work amid all the glare is that my husband is my best friend. He inspires everything in my life and enables me to do the best that I can. I want to hang out with him more than anyone.

- Faith Hill

I'd like to know how this will affect the aesthetics of the existing properties in the neighborhood. My wife and I have more years invested in our property than Mr. Bernard has on his.

- James Wilson

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