Baby Quotes

A babe in the house is a well-spring of pleasure, a messenger of peace and love, a resting place for innocence on earth, a link between angels and men.
Martin Farquhar Tupper

I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
Robert Orben

Parents have the glorious opportunity of being the most powerful influence, above and beyond any other, on the new lives that bless their homes.
L. Tom Perry

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
Phyllis Diller

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.
Rajneesh

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.

Flowers are words which even a baby can understand.
Arthur C. Coxe

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
Elinor Goulding Smith

Babies need social interactions with loving adults who talk with them, listen to their babblings, name objects for them, and give them opportunities to explore their worlds.
Sandra Scarr

Don't forget that compared to a grownup person, every baby is a genius.
May Sarton

Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. It's a struggle for supremacy, a survival of the fittest.
Ty Cobb

We may come to Jesus and ask Him; He will know all about it; if He comes to a little child, he will adapt himself to the language and capacity of a little child.
Joseph Smith, Jr.

We in the West do not refrain from childbirth because we are concerned about the population explosion or because we feel we cannot afford children, but because we do not like children.
Germaine Greer

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child.
Marie Curie

I am among those who think that science has great beauty. A scientist in his laboratory is not only a technician: he is also a child placed before natural phenomena which impress him like a fairy tale.
Marie Curie

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
Bill Cosby

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements.

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
Alfred Hitchcock

I have two children and they're young yet but all of the children that I know really inspire me.
Val Kilmer

Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
Charles Barkley

The only way a kid is going to practice is if it's total fun for him... and it was for me.
Wayne Gretzky

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
Ellen DeGeneres

Children are completely egoistic; they feel their needs intensely and strive ruthlessly to satisfy them.
Sigmund Freud

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed.
Maria Montessori

One test of the correctness of educational procedure is the happiness of the child.
Maria Montessori

The only language men ever speak perfectly is the one they learn in babyhood, when no one can teach them anything.
Maria Montessori

A child's education should begin at least one hundred years before he is born.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Train up a child in the way that he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.
King Solomon

Children show scars like medals. Lovers use them as secrets to reveal. A scar is what happens when the word is made flesh.
Leonard Cohen

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing.
Ozzy Osbourne

A child who is allowed to be disrespectful to his parents will not have true respect for anyone.

I have a woman's body and a child's emotions.
Elizabeth Taylor

I've been through it all, baby, I'm mother courage.
Elizabeth Taylor

The thing about kids is that they express emotion. They don't hold back. If they want to cry, they cry, and if they are in a good mood, they're in a good mood.
Eddie Murphy

I'm not that girl from Freaky Friday any more! I'm a real adult. In fact, I hate children! I hate them all.
Lindsay Lohan

Some believe all that parents, tutors, and kindred believe. They take their principles by inheritance, and defend them as they would their estates, because they are born heirs to them.

I have never grown out of the infantile belief that the universe was made for me to suck.
Aleister Crowley

The most merciful thing that a family does to one of its infant members is to kill it.
Margaret Sanger

Beware of him who hates the laugh of a child.

On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
Bruce Willis

All kids need is a little help, a little hope and somebody who believes in them.
Magic Johnson

And when our baby stirs and struggles to be born it compels humility: what we began is now its own.

Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those the art of living well.

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Emo Philips

I'm a father. It isn't just my life any more. I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house or seeing his father completely smashed.
Billie Joe Armstrong

If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each.
Princess Diana

Childbirth is more admirable than conquest, more amazing than self-defense, and as courageous as either one.
Gloria Steinem

No. You see children know such a lot now, they soon don't believe in fairies, and every time a child says, 'I don't believe in fairies,' there is a fairy somewhere that falls down dead.

The 1st period is won by the best technician. The 2nd period is won by the kid in the best shape. The 3rd period is won by the kid with the biggest heart.
Dan Gable