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Job Quotes

Just like education, job is an integral part of human life. Without work you will rust, your potentials will go unrecognized, your talent will tarnish. To keep yourself happy and active, job is a must. Job not only helps one to realize one’s worth and boost self-esteem but also ensures a better life and better living. It doesn’t matter whether you are a barber, engineer or doctor, putting your skills at work and deriving satisfaction out of it is the best forms of human gratification . Here are the list of famous job quotes to make you laugh and to enlighten you.

Let me remind you that credit is the lifeblood of business, the lifeblood of prices and jobs.

- Herbert Hoover

God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.

- J. G. Holland

My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.

- Indira Gandhi

If I had my career over again? Maybe I'd say to myself, speed it up a little.

- James Stewart

It is not sacrifice if you love what you're doing.

- Mia Hamm

It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest.

- The Wealth of Nations , Adam Smith

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

- Bill Cosby

Many people mistake our work for our vocation. Our vocation is the love of Jesus.

- Mother Teresa

The miracle is not that we do this work, but that we are happy to do it.

- Mother Teresa

Big pay and little responsibility are circumstances seldom found together.

- Napolean Hill

Far and away the best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.

- Theodore Roosevelt

The real and effectual discipline which is exercised over a workman is that of his customers. It is the fear of losing their employment which restrains his frauds and corrects his negligence.

- Adam Smith

If you want to make peace with your enemy, you have to work with your enemy. Then he becomes your partner.

- Nelson Mandela

Business has only two functions - marketing and innovation.

- The Unbearable Lightness of Being , Milan Kundera

My NFL pension can barely pay my son's tuition. You know, it's very little money.

- O. J. Simpson

A man willing to work, and unable to find work, is perhaps the saddest sight that fortune's inequality exhibits under this sun.

- Thomas Carlyle

I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.

- Richard P. Feynman

There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!

- Richard P. Feynman

I think that there is nothing, not even crime, more opposed to poetry, to philosophy, ay, to life itself than this incessant business.

- Henry David Thoreau

If you don't drive your business, you will be driven out of business.

- B. C. Forbes

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails.

- Jack Nicholson

I never called my work an 'art' It's part of show business, the business of building entertainment.

- Walt Disney

The highest compliment that you can pay me is to say that I work hard every day, that I never dog it.

- Wayne Gretzky

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

- Ellen DeGeneres

We will invest in our people, quality education, job opportunity, family, neighborhood, and yes, a thing we call America.

- Dan Quayle

Focused. I'm a hustler. And my hustle is trying to figure out the best ways to do what I like without having to do much else.

- Mos Def

Every calling is great when greatly pursued.

- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.

- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The value of old age depends upon the person who reaches it. To some men of early performance it is useless. To others, who are late to develop, it just enables them to finish the job.

- Thomas Hardy

To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.

- The Second Sex , Simone de Beauvoir

If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now.

- Moby

Art is the proper task of life.

- Friedrich Nietzsche

A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.

- Garrison Keillor

I'm the original take-orders girl.

- Judy Garland

If you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work.

- Kahlil Gibran

Toil is man's allotment; toil of brain, or toil of hands, or a grief that's more than either, the grief and sin of idleness.

- Herman Melville

Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.

- David Ogilvy

People intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are.

- Aldous Huxley

My ultimate vocation in life is to be an irritant.

- Elvis Costello

Acting is just a way of making a living, the family is life.

- Denzel Washington

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