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Quotes By Erma Bombeck

Nationality
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DOB
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21-02-1927
DOD
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22-04-1996

Journalist Erma Bombeck was born on 21th February 1927 AD. An American citizen, Erma Bombeck was born in United States. She was also called Erma Louise Bombeck. Erma Louise Bombeck was 69 years old when she died on 22th April 1996 AD. In her life Erma Louise Bombeck was famous not only for her work but also for quotations and sayings, some of which are quite popular and listed here.

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

- Erma Bombeck

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

- Erma Bombeck

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

- Erma Bombeck

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.

- Erma Bombeck

All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

- Erma Bombeck

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

- Erma Bombeck

Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.

- Erma Bombeck

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.

- Erma Bombeck

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.

- Erma Bombeck

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.

- Erma Bombeck

For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.

- Erma Bombeck

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.

- Erma Bombeck

House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.

- Erma Bombeck

How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?

- Erma Bombeck

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.

- Erma Bombeck

What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?

- Erma Bombeck

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.

- Erma Bombeck

On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.

- Erma Bombeck

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