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Jokes Quotes

From bursting stress to making us roll with laughter, jokes serve as a total mood enhancer. Jokes have the power to make people laugh and can work as a therapy in lowering blood pleasure and stress levels. Jokes are the best ways to make someone laugh and induce mirth in one’s otherwise boring life. From romantic to naughty and from historical era to the contemporary teen worlds, there are different types of jokes for people from all walks of life. Explore the article to enjoy the popular jokes quotes.

Chace Crawford

Really, I'm pretty laid-back, always cracking jokes.

John Candy

Sure, I'm sensitive about my weight. I don't do fat jokes.

Laurence Sterne

For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Confidence contributes more to conversation than wit.

Colin Jost

I'm a 12-handicap.

Saint Thomas Aquinas

It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.

Sarah Michelle Gellar

I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest.

Megan Fox

When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.

Marilyn Monroe

I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.

Emo Philips

My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.

Rhea Chakraborty

Yeah, I am fun loving. I do crack jokes at times too.

Cardi B

My Instagram got deleted a lot of times. I used to do rough jokes and curse a lot.

Stephen Colbert

I don't perceive my role as a newsman at all. I'm a comedian from stem to stern. You can cut me open and count the rings of jokes.

Paul Rudd

I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.

Dave Chappelle

I love my jokes.

Saoirse Ronan

I'm Irish, so I'm messing all the time. Which means, I'm having a laugh. I'm always making jokes.

Mitt Romney

I have five boys in the family, and it's constant competition, sport, humor, and practical jokes.

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Stephen Colbert

I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.

Rita Rudner

I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.

Steve Carell

I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller of jokes.

George Eliot

Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

George Eliot

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

Dolly Parton

I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.

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