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Conan O\'Brien is a Comedian who was born on 18th April 1963 AD. An American citizen, Conan O\'Brien was born in United States. Conan O\'Brien is also called Conan Christopher O'Brien. His birthday falls on 18th April 1963 AD. In his life, Conan Christopher O'Brien is famous not only for his work but also for his quotations and sayings, some of which are quite popular and listed here.

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A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh.	Tweet
Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.	Tweet
Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans.	Tweet
CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, It's not so bad.	Tweet
Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me.	Tweet
Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer.	Tweet
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.	Tweet
In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.	Tweet
In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani.	Tweet
In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath.	Tweet
John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said he often does the same thing with his career.	Tweet
Michael Jackson was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It caused quite a controversy, because his nose isn't eligible for another fifteen years.	Tweet
President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards.	Tweet
Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood.	Tweet
Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.	Tweet
This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.	Tweet

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