All of us suffer from some disease at some point in time in our lives. Diseases make us feel low and frustrated. Disease quotes can be humorous and can uplift a person’s mood immediately. If your friend has been sick for a long time, why not make him feel good with a bouquet of his or her favorite flowers, chocolates, a “get well soon” card, and make him smile with these funny disease quotes? Read on and pick the ones that will best suit your purpose.
Disease makes men more physical, it leaves them nothing but body.
The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease.
Natural forces within us are the true healers of disease.
I. Hate. Excuses. Excuses are a disease.
I suffer the terrible disease of low self-esteem.
The remedy is worse than the disease.
It is much more important to know what sort of a patient has a disease than what sort of a disease a patient has.
All interest in disease and death is only another expression of interest in life.
The fear of life is the favorite disease of the 20th century.
To study the phenomena of disease without books is to sail an uncharted sea, while to study books without patients is not to go to sea at all.
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
I have to admit I was dismayed when I found out 'type A' refers to a category of risk for heart disease - I thought it was just a nickname my mom gave me!
There is no disease more conducive to clinical humility than aneurysm of the aorta.
Aggression unopposed becomes a contagious disease.
When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it can't be cured.
I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.
The young physician starts life with 20 drugs for each disease, and the old physician ends life with one drug for 20 diseases.
The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but rather the feeling of being unwanted.
Love is a serious mental disease.
To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukaemia with leeches.
Variability is the law of life, and as no two faces are the same, so no two bodies are alike, and no two individuals react alike and behave alike under the abnormal conditions which we know as disease.
War is not an adventure. It is a disease. It is like typhus.
I mean, I inherited the disease of alcoholism, and I learned early to get help when I needed it.
The important thing is this Just because I'm doing well doesn't mean that they're going to do well if they get HIV. A lot of people have died since I have announced. This disease is not going anywhere.
Maybe I don't have the most common kind of motor neuron disease, which usually kills in two or three years.
Stem cell research is the key to developing cures for degenerative conditions like Parkinson's and motor neuron disease from which I and many others suffer. The fact that the cells may come from embryos is not an objection, because the embryos are going to die anyway.
Cancer is the most pernicious, insidious, disgusting disease of life.
John F. Kennedy was the victim of the hate that was a part of our country. It is a disease that occupies the minds of the few but brings danger to the many.
The disease which inflicts bureaucracy and what they usually die from is routine.
I loved my husband very much, and it was heartbreaking to have him develop Alzheimer's disease, and to stand by and watch him decline in his ability to take care of himself.
Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.
I have a form of Parkinson's disease, which I don't like. My legs don't move when my brain tells them to. It's very frustrating.
Manic depressive is a disease.
Sometimes I've called writing a disease. If so, I'm glad that it caught me.
I'm the only one in - of my siblings, my mom and my family - that hasn't been affected by Lyme disease. It's been really hard for me because I'm the only one that doesn't really understand it.
The belief that the world is getting worse, that we can't solve extreme poverty and disease, isn't just mistaken. It is harmful.
One can no longer live with people: it is too hideous and nauseating. Owners and owned, they are like the two sides of a ghastly disease.
I have been recently diagnosed with Sjogren's Syndrome, an autoimmune disease which is an ongoing medical condition that affects my energy level and causes fatigue and joint pain.
The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism.
I don't have much positive to say about motor neuron disease, but it taught me not to pity myself because others were worse off, and to get on with what I still could do. I'm happier now than before I developed the condition.
Disease generally begins that equality which death completes.
Artistic temperament is the disease that afflicts amateurs.
I don't have much positive to say about motor neurone disease. But it taught me not to pity myself because others were worse off, and to get on with what I could still do.
Some forms of motor neuron disease are genetically linked, but I have no indication that my kind is. No other member of my family has had it. But I would be in favour of abortion if there was a high risk.
