Read these disease quotes and use them appropriately to make your friend feel good, especially if he or she is suffering from a disease. Here is a collection of famous disease quotations and sayings to your aid.

Disease Quotes

All of us suffer from some disease at some point in time in our lives. Diseases make us feel low and frustrated. Disease quotes can be humorous and can uplift a person’s mood immediately. If your friend has been sick for a long time, why not make him feel good with a bouquet of his or her favorite flowers, chocolates, a “get well soon” card, and make him smile with these funny disease quotes? Read on and pick the ones that will best suit your purpose.

There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.

- Sylvia Plath

We drink one another's health and spoil our own.

- Jerome K. Jerome

Medicine heals doubts as well as diseases.

- Karl Marx

There is a computer disease that anybody who works with computers knows about. It's a very serious disease and it interferes completely with the work. The trouble with computers is that you 'play' with them!

- Richard P. Feynman

Procrastination is one of the most common and deadliest of diseases and its toll on success and happiness is heavy.

- Wayne Gretzky

Illness strikes men when they are exposed to change.

- Herodotus

Devout believers are safeguarded in a high degree against the risk of certain neurotic illnesses; their acceptance of the universal neurosis spares them the task of constructing a personal one.

- Anatole France

God employs several translators; some pieces are translated by age, some by sickness, some by war, some by justice.

- John Donne

I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.

- John Donne

God has cared for these trees, saved them from drought, disease, avalanches, and a thousand tempests and floods. But he cannot save them from fools.

- John Muir

The last refuge of the insomniac is a sense of superiority to the sleeping world.

- Leonard Cohen

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.

- Andy Warhol

Misery is a communicable disease.

- Martha Graham

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

- P. G. Wodehouse

It is much more important to know what sort of a patient has a disease than what sort of a disease a patient has.

- William Osler

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability.

- William Osler

The young physician starts life with 20 drugs for each disease, and the old physician ends life with one drug for 20 diseases.

- William Osler

Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.

- R. D. Laing

Madness need not be all breakdown. It may also be break-through. It is potential liberation and renewal as well as enslavement and existential death.

- R. D. Laing

The experience and behavior that gets labeled schizophrenic is a special strategy that a person invents in order to live in an unlivable situation.

- R. D. Laing

There is no such condition as 'schizophrenia,' but the label is a social fact and the social fact a political event.

- R. D. Laing

It is more important to know what sort of person has a disease than to know what sort of disease a person has.

- Hippocrates

The biggest disease this day and age is that of people feeling unloved.

- Princess Diana

Cancer can take away all of my physical abilities. It cannot touch my mind, it cannot touch my heart, and it cannot touch my soul.

- Jim Valvano

All interest in disease and death is only another expression of interest in life.

- Thomas Mann

Disease makes men more physical, it leaves them nothing but body.

- Thomas Mann

Time is shortening. But every day that I challenge this cancer and survive is a victory for me.

- Ingrid Bergman

I began by telling the president that there was a cancer growing on the presidency and that if the cancer was not removed the president himself would be killed by it.

- John Dean

I pictured myself as a virus or a cancer cell and tried to sense what it would be like.

- Jonas Salk

I only get ill when I give up drugs.

- Keith Richards

Through my illness I learned rejection. I was written off. That was the moment I thought, Okay, game on. No prisoners. Everybody's going down.

- Lance Armstrong

A man's illness is his private territory and, no matter how much he loves you and how close you are, you stay an outsider. You are healthy.

- Lauren Bacall

AIDS is an absolutely tragic disease. The argument about AIDS' being some kind of divine retribution is crap.

- Calvin Klein

Far worst of all, the fever had settled in Mary's eyes, and Mary was blind.

- Laura Ingalls Wilder

Mary and Carrie and baby Grace and Ma had all had scarlet fever. The Nelsons across the creek had had it too, so there had been no one to help Pa and Laura.

- Laura Ingalls Wilder

The more choices we give patients affected by depression, the better we will serve them.

- Carlos Santana

The term clinical depression finds its way into too many conversations these days. One has a sense that a catastrophe has occurred in the psychic landscape.

- Leonard Cohen

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

- George Carlin

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories.

- George Carlin

I believe Aids is the most important issue we face, because how we treat the poor is a reflection of who we are as a people.

- Alicia Keys

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