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However real-estate baron Donald Trump’s campaign for the 2016 ‘U.S General Elections’ has drawn quite a few eyeballs for all the wrong reasons. His staunch views on the immigrant issue drew flak from numerous people across the globe. Several internet users even retorted to the presidential candidate’s words through social networking platforms. Comedian Bill Maher’s response to the statement issued by Trump was particularly hilarious. "Australia is not sending us its best people," he said. "They’re bringing drugs -- yes, enough for everybody, but still -- they’re rapists -- OK, not rapists, but they do a lot of f*cking -- and I assume some are good people."

In another instance, the host of the ‘Real Time’ show pointed out one good thing about the influential Trump. "Trump [was] the only guy who was honest, He said, 'I don't forgive.' I love Trump for that. He's like, I don't forgive. You f*ck with me, I'm Vito Corleone, I will follow you back to Italy. I will find you in your old age and I will stick a knife in your stomach.'” Well Maher’s disapproval of Trump is not hidden so it was surprising that he had some good words to say about the Presidential candidate.These remarks among others landed him in a legal soup with Donald Trump filing a suit against Bill. However it was reported that Donald had withdrawn the $5 million lawsuit.

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

- Bill Maher

Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window.

- Bill Maher

When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.

- Bill Maher

What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.

- Bill Maher

We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.

- Bill Maher

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.

- Bill Maher

We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies.

- Bill Maher

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?

- Bill Maher

Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit.

- Bill Maher

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.

- Bill Maher

Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.

- Bill Maher

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.

- New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer , Bill Maher

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

- Bill Maher

I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.

- Bill Maher

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

- Bill Maher

A lot of people have warned President Clinton that Bosnia will turn into another Vietnam, which would be embarrassing for him because he'll have to go back to college.

- Bill Maher

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