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Bill Maher is a Comedian who was born on 20th January 1956 AD. An American citizen, Bill Maher was born in United States. Bill Maher is also called William Maher, Jr.. His birthday falls on 20th January 1956 AD. In his life, William Maher, Jr. is famous not only for his work but also for his quotations and sayings, some of which are quite popular and listed here.

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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.	Tweet
Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window.	Tweet
When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.	Tweet
What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.	Tweet
We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists.	Tweet
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.	Tweet
We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies.	Tweet
Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?	Tweet
Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit.	Tweet
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.	Tweet
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.	Tweet
Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.	Tweet
Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?	Tweet
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.	Tweet
I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.	Tweet
A lot of people have warned President Clinton that Bosnia will turn into another Vietnam, which would be embarrassing for him because he'll have to go back to college.	Tweet

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