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Bill Bryson Quotes

Writer
Born On
1951-12-08
Birth Place
Des Moines, Iowa, United States
Birth Sign
sagittarius
Father
William Eugene Bryson, Sr.
Mother
Mary Bryson
Spouse
Cynthia
Nationality
American
Education
Drake University
Writers, Non-Fiction Writers, Biographers

The multi-faceted writer Bill Bryson is renowned for his unique style of writing and his ability to entice readers with his ‘easy to read’ approach. And though his books have a moral stand, it is seamlessly laced with humor, thus his works are both entertaining and engaging. But did you know that Bryson was a University dropout? Learn a few more such unknown facts about this master of humor.

1. His writings are inspired by his own experiences. In the book 'Neither Here Nor There: Travels In Europe' he chronicles the trip he undertook with his friends to the continent. Several lines of 'The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid', speaks of the nostalgic times of his growing up years in America.

2. In the book ‘Thunderbolt Kid’, Bryson admits to have used the real names of his family members and a childhood friend, who now happens to be his literary agent.

3. Though Bryson was born in America, he stayed in the UK for most of his adult life. He returned to America for a short while and soon returned to England. When questioned about why he never took the citizenship in the country which had become his new home, Bill replied that he was "too cowardly" to take the test.

4. The eminent writer was applauded by the Mayor of Des Moines (a place which is the world of his book ‘Thunderbolt Kid’) and Bryson was given a key to the city. However, he later confessed that the memento snapped into two pieces, while he was onboard a flight.

5. As a kid he loved to collect movie posters, comics and baseball cards. His favorite collectible was the 'Sacred Jersey of Zap', which he even mentions in the book. During one housecleaning endeavor, after the Thunderbolt Kid grew up his parents threw out his prized possessions including the Sacred Jersey.

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age.

Age Old Age
Bill Bryson

Book tours are really kind of fun. You get to stay in nice hotels, you are driven everywhere in big silver cars, you are treated as if you are much more important than you are, you can eat steak three times a day at someone else's expense, and you get to talk endlessly about yourself for weeks at a stretch.

Bill Bryson

To me, the greatest invention of my lifetime is the laptop computer and the fact that I can be working on a book and be in an airport lounge, in a hotel room, and continue working; I fire up my laptop, and I'm in exactly the same place I was when I left home - that, to me, is a miracle.

Home
Bill Bryson

We forget just how painfully dim the world was before electricity. A candle, a good candle, provides barely a hundredth of the illumination of a single 100 watt light bulb.

Good World Light
Bill Bryson

In order to have quality journalism you need to have a good income stream, and no Internet model has produced a way of generating income that would pay for good-quality investigative journalism.

Good Quality Internet
Bill Bryson

There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again.

Life Home
Bill Bryson

The whole of the global economy is based on supplying the cravings of two per cent of the world's population.

World
Bill Bryson

If you drive to, say, Shenandoah National Park, or the Great Smoky Mountains, you'll get some appreciation for the scale and beauty of the outdoors. When you walk into it, then you see it in a completely different way. You discover it in a much slower, more majestic sort of way.

Greatness Beauty
Bill Bryson

I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth.

Time
Bill Bryson

There is the odd exception, like Albert Einstein, but as a breed, scientists tend not be very good at presenting themselves.

Good
Bill Bryson

I've been writing all these books that have been largely autobiographical and yet, really, they don't tell you anything about me. I just use my life story as a kind of device on which to hang comic observations. It's not my interest or instinct to tell the world anything pertinent about myself or my family.

Family Life
Bill Bryson

I grew up, really, in the days before air conditioning. So I can remember what it was like to be really hot, for instance, and I can remember what it was like when your barber shop and your local stores weren't air conditioned, so it was hot when you went in them and they propped the doors open.

Bill Bryson

The world at night, for much of history, was a very dark place indeed.

Night World History
Bill Bryson

Where I grew up, in Des Moines, Iowa, there is hardly any downtown economic activity now. Everybody shops in malls - you don't find a sense of community in malls.

Community
Bill Bryson

More than 300 million people in the world speak English and the rest, it sometimes seems, try to.

People World Rest
Bill Bryson

Have you ever seen Glenn Beck in operation? It is the most terrifying thing. It's so bad that you think he's going to announce in a minute that it's all a great con. He makes Sarah Palin look reasonable and steady.

Greatness
Bill Bryson

I once joked in a book that there are three things you can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he is ready to see you, and you can't go home again. Since the spring of 1995, I have been quietly, even gamely, reassessing point number three.

Life Home
Bill Bryson

Boston's freeway system is insane. It was clearly designed by a person who had spent his childhood crashing toy trains.

Childhood
Bill Bryson

I'm not a natural story-teller. Put a keyboard in front of me and I'm fine, but stand me up in front of an audience and I'm actually quite shy and reserved.

Bill Bryson

You don't have to know anything about baseball to respond to Babe Ruth because he's just this magnificent human being. And a really good story because he was this kid who grew up essentially as an orphan, you know, had a tough life, and then he became the most successful baseball player ever. But he was also a really good guy.

Good Life
Bill Bryson

The remarkable position in which we find ourselves is that we don't actually know what we actually know.

Bill Bryson

There'd never been a more advantageous time to be a criminal in America than during the 13 years of Prohibition. At a stroke, the American government closed down the fifth largest industry in the United States - alcohol production - and just handed it to criminals - a pretty remarkable thing to do.

America Time Government
Bill Bryson

If you go out on the Appalachian Trail, you have to bring so much more equipment - a tent, sleeping bag - but if you go hiking in England, or Europe, generally, towns and villages are near enough together at the end of the day you can always go to a nice little inn and have a hot bath and something to drink.

Bill Bryson

I just use my life story as a kind of device on which to hang comic observations. It's not my interest or instinct to tell the world anything pertinent about myself or my family.

Family Life World
Bill Bryson

Open your refrigerator door, and you summon forth more light than the total amount enjoyed by most households in the 18th century. The world at night, for much of history, was a very dark place indeed.

World History Light
Bill Bryson

America is a great disappointment to me. As I said in one of my books, other societies create civilisations; we build shopping malls.

Greatness America Disappointment
Bill Bryson

I understand cricket - what's going on, the scoring - but I can't understand why.

Cricket
Bill Bryson

I'm a great believer that you had to do everything you've done to have got to where you are.

Greatness
Bill Bryson

An awful lot of England is slowly eroding, in ways that I find really distressing, and an awful lot of it is the hedgerows... We're reaching the point where a lot of the English countryside looks just like Iowa - just kind of open space.

Space
Bill Bryson

I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted - stay up all night or eat ice-cream straight out of the container.

Night
Bill Bryson

My first rule of consumerism is never to buy anything you can't make your children carry.

Bill Bryson

I come from Des Moines. Someone had to.

Bill Bryson

I once joked in a book that there are three things you can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he is ready to see you, and you can't go home again.

Life Home
Bill Bryson

I've never quite understood that feeling: that you arrive in a strange place, yet you want to have nothing but familiar experiences.

Nothing Feelings
Bill Bryson

I wish I could adjust my voice, but it's just what's happened to me. It's because I've lived abroad for a long time, and my wife is English and my kids all have English accents, and every voice I hear is English. I've never intentionally changed my accent at all.

Time Wives
Bill Bryson

Roads get wider and busier and less friendly to pedestrians. And all of the development based around cars, like big sprawling shopping malls. Everything seems to be designed for the benefit of the automobile and not the benefit of the human being.

Bill Bryson

I have made a career of bumbling around places, stumbling on landmarks and generally being quite haphazard and shambolic about the way I go about things.

Things
Bill Bryson

Britain still has the most reliably beautiful countryside of anywhere in the world. I would hate to be part of the generation that allowed that to be lost.

World Hatred
Bill Bryson

I could give you a long list of things I like about Britain, but essentially what it comes down to is that I feel about Britain the same way I feel about my wife. I'm crazy about my wife - we just kind of suit each other. I wouldn't say that she's the most fantastic human being that's ever lived, but she is for me.

Wives
Bill Bryson

Scientists tend to be unappreciated in the world at large, but you can hardly overstate the importance of the work they do.

Work World
Bill Bryson

I sometimes think I cannot write another passage about a disappointing meal ever again, because I've done it so many times.

Bill Bryson

Much as I resented having to grow up in Des Moines, it gave me a real appreciation for every place in the world that's not Des Moines.

Appreciation World
Bill Bryson

Des Moines is like your typical American city; it's just these concentric circles of malls, built outward from the city.

Bill Bryson

Maine is wonderful. It can be very hard. I mean, if you look at the profile maps it doesn't look it, but somehow when you get out there it's really steep and hard.

Bill Bryson

In 1927, if you were stuck with idle time, reading is what you did. It's no accident that the 'Book-of-the-Month Club' and 'The Literary Guild' were founded in that period as well as a lot of magazines, like 'Reader's Digest,' 'Time,' and 'The New Yorker.'

Time
Bill Bryson

All the things that are part of your heritage make you British - that makes this country what it is. It's part of your history. And here, unlike America, it's still living history.

Country History
Bill Bryson

The first book I did - the first successful book - was a kind of a travel book, and publishers in Britain encouraged me to do more.

Travelling
Bill Bryson

I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place.

Funny
Bill Bryson

I always tell people there's only one trick to writing: You have to write something that people are willing to pay money to read. It doesn't have to be very good, necessarily, but somebody, somewhere, has got to be willing to pay money for it.

Good Money People
Bill Bryson

I can't fix the world. If you want to make a difference in life, you have to direct your energies in a focused way.

Life World
Bill Bryson

Science has been quite embattled. It's the most important thing there is. An arts graduate is not going to fix global warming. They may do other valuable things, but they are not going to fix the planet or cure cancer or get rid of malaria.

Science Things
Bill Bryson

I often feel I'm a disappointment to people because they expect me to be the guy in the books. When I sit next to someone at a dinner party I can see they expect me to be quick and witty, and I'm not at all.

People Disappointment
Bill Bryson

America is a very seductive place in terms of lifestyle and comfort, but it wasn't for me.

America
Bill Bryson

I don't know whether I'm misanthropic. It seems to me I'm constantly disappointed. I'm very easily disappointed. Disappointed in the things that people do; disappointed in the things that people construct. I want things to be better all the time.

People Time
Bill Bryson

I always wanted to do a baseball book; I love baseball. The problem is that a very large part of my following is in non-baseball playing countries.

Love Baseball
Bill Bryson

One of the brilliant things about Britain is the way you've managed to save old things but to keep using them - that they've not just become museums the way they do in the United States.

Things
Bill Bryson

A world without newspapers or a world where the newspapers are purely electronic and you read them on a screen is not a very appealing world.

World
Bill Bryson

Yes, U.S. travelers dress better. The British are always so conspicuous in hot climates. They don't seem to wear shorts. American men seem to be comfortable wearing hot-weather clothing.

Dress
Bill Bryson

I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes.

Funny People
Bill Bryson

I can't imagine there has ever been a more gratifying time or place to be alive than America in the 1950s. No country had ever known such prosperity.

America Country Time
Bill Bryson

The real problem you get with humour is that you only have so many kinds of jokes within you, and you mine that vein a lot. This isn't just common to me; it's anybody who's funny.

Funny
Bill Bryson

I don't plan to write another science book, but I don't plan not to. I do enjoy writing histories, and taking subjects that are generally dull and trying to make them interesting.

Science
Bill Bryson

You don't need a science degree to understand about science. You just need to think about it.

Science
Bill Bryson

I've been wanting to do a book about baseball for the longest time, and nobody will let me do it. It's the one thing from America I really miss.

America Time
Bill Bryson

It is unthinkable to have a British countryside that doesn't have actual functioning farmers riding tractors, cows in fields, things like that.

Things
Bill Bryson

You may find that your parents are the most delightful people, but you don't want to live with them.

People Parents
Bill Bryson

England was full of words I'd never heard before - streaky bacon, short back and sides, Belisha beacon, serviettes, high tea, ice-cream cornet.

Words
Bill Bryson

I still enjoy traveling a lot. I mean, it amazes me that I still get excited in hotel rooms just to see what kind of shampoo they've left me.

Bill Bryson

In the countryside, litter doesn't have a friend. It doesn't have anybody who's saying, 'Wait a minute, this is really starting to get out of control.'

Friendship Control
Bill Bryson

When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression.

Race
Bill Bryson

Although I was always very happy in Britain, I never stopped thinking of America as home, in the fundamental sense of the term. It was where I came from, what I really understood, the base against which all else was measured.

America Thinking Home
Bill Bryson

I'm definitely an American, because I grew up here. But I've lived very happily in Britain.

Bill Bryson

Anyone who has read my books will know that I don't tend to use guides when I am travelling. It's not a pride thing, but it is certainly a fact.

Pride
Bill Bryson

Personally, I've never been attracted to danger. It's not my sort of thing. I am more attracted to pubs and cafes. The known, safe and comfortable world.

World
Bill Bryson

I hadn't realized quite how extraordinary Charles Lindbergh's achievement was in flying the Atlantic alone. He had never flown over open water before, but he flew straight to Dingle Bay in Ireland and then on to Paris, exactly as planned.

Water
Bill Bryson

For a long time, I'd been vaguely fascinated by the idea that Charles Lindbergh flew the Atlantic and Babe Ruth hit 60 home runs in the same summer.

Time Home
Bill Bryson

In a funny way, nothing makes you feel more like a native of your own country than to live where nearly everyone is not.

Funny Country
Bill Bryson

Coming back to your native land after an absence of many years is a surprisingly unsettling business, a little like waking from a long coma. Time, you discover, has wrought changes that leave you feeling mildly foolish and out of touch.

Business Time
Bill Bryson

I would make a genuinely terrible guide. I can't remember things. I would get half way through telling a story or explaining something and I would get distracted. Oh, and I have absolutely no sense of direction at all.

Bill Bryson

I see litter as part of a long continuum of anti-social behaviour.

Bill Bryson

I painted myself into a corner by writing a whole book on this one period. The summer of 1927 came to an end, but nothing else did - all of these peoples' lives went on.

Nothing
Bill Bryson

I can wear a baseball cap; I am entitled to wear a baseball cap. I am genetically pre-disposed to wear a baseball cap, whereas most English people look wrong in a baseball cap.

People
Bill Bryson

The world is very lucky to have America. It's got to be the first time in the whole history of the planet that a country has been the dominant force in the world and it has actually been a force for good... America really deserves more credit.

Good Time World History
Bill Bryson

Very little of what America does is actually bad, and I don't think it ever does anything anywhere that is intentionally bad. I mean, sometimes we make mistakes and bad judgments and kind of back the wrong regimes and things, but by and large what America does is really good.

Good America
Bill Bryson

Nobody gets excited about the future at all, ever. The future is something we find depressing and worrisome.

Future
Bill Bryson

I like to do books in which a lot of the research and the writing and the thinking revolves around something American.

Research Thinking
Bill Bryson

The basic challenge of any book is you know you're going to be working on it for three or four years or more. So you want to have a subject that will keep you engaged.

Bill Bryson

Cheapness is a great virtue.

Greatness Virtues
Bill Bryson

I want things to be better all the time. And I tend to get angry about that. Books are an opportunity to vent.

Opportunities Time
Bill Bryson

I don't know whether I'm misanthropic. It seems to me I'm constantly disappointed. I'm very easily disappointed.

Bill Bryson

In any area of human endeavour, there is going to be mediocrity. You're going to find people who get money that they shouldn't get.

Money People
Bill Bryson

I grew up in Des Moines. My dad had a house full of books, things like P.G. Wodehouse books and 'Wuthering Heights' by Emily Bronte.

Things
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