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Author Mark Twain was born on 30th November 1835 AD. An American citizen, Mark Twain was born in United States. Mark Twain was 75 years old when he died on 21th April 1910 AD. In his life Mark Twain was famous not only for his work but also for quotations and sayings, some of which are quite popular and listed here.

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A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.	Tweet
Death, the only immortal who treats us all alike, whose peace and whose refuge are for us all. The soiled and the pure, the rich and the poor, the loved and the unloved.	Tweet
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.	Tweet
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.	Tweet
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.	Tweet
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.	Tweet
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.	Tweet
Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.	Tweet
There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.	Tweet
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.	Tweet
New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week, you can begin paving hell with them as usual.	Tweet
It is a time when one's spirit is subdued and sad, one knows not why; when the past seems a storm-swept desolation, life a vanity and a burden, and the future but a way to death.	Tweet
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.	Tweet
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.	Tweet
India is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend, and the great grand mother of tradition. Our most valuable and most astrictive materials in the history of man are treasured up in India only!	Tweet
So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either by man or nature, to make India the most extraordinary country that the sun visits on his rounds. Nothing seems to have been forgotten, nothing overlooked.	Tweet
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.	Tweet
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.	Tweet
A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.	Tweet
A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.	Tweet
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.	Tweet
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.	Tweet
All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.	Tweet
Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.	Tweet
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.	Tweet
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.	Tweet
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.	Tweet
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.	Tweet
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times	Tweet
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.	Tweet
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.	Tweet
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them	Tweet
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.	Tweet
Etiquette requires us to admire the human race.	Tweet
Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody.	Tweet
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.	Tweet

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