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Steve Martin Quotes

Comedian
Born On
1945-08-14
Birth Place
Waco
Birth Sign
leo
Father
Glenn Vernon Martin
Mother
Mary Lee Martin
Spouse
Anne Stringfield, Bernadette Peters, Victoria Tennant
Nationality
American
Education
Ralston Intermediate, 1963 - Garden Grove High School, Santa Ana College, 1967 - California State University, Long Beach

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Steve Martin

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

Steve Martin

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

Steve Martin

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

Steve Martin

An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.

Steve Martin

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Steve Martin

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.

Steve Martin

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

Steve Martin

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

Steve Martin

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.

Steve Martin

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.

Steve Martin

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

Steve Martin

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

Steve Martin

The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.

Steve Martin

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

Steve Martin

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

Steve Martin