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Idiots Quotes

Often referred to as moron, dunce, imbecile, dullard, cretin etc. idiots lack common sense and comes packed with poor judgment and no wit. Initially, idiocy was deemed as a mental illness but later modern studies defined them as a person with very low intellectual quotient as opposed to a person with average wit. Known for making a spectacle with their foolish behavior, idiots have been granted a comical stature in literature and have been used by authors, play writers, and poets to amuse or win sympathy of the audience. A fine example of this is the character Prince Lev Nikolayevich Myshkin from the novel ‘The Idiot’ by a Russian author Fyodor Dostoevsky that touches the readers’ sensitivity. Read these famous idiot quotations & sayings to know more about this.

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory.

- Bruce Lee

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.

- Salvador Dali

Any woman can fool a man if she wants to and if he's in love with her.

- Dame Agatha Christie

You know, people can't fall in love with me just because I'm good at what I do.

- Robert Plant

I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.

- Richard P. Feynman

Books are like a mirror. If an ass looks in, you can't expect an angel to look out.

- B. C. Forbes

Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded.

- Charlie Chaplin

A man may fulfill the object of his existence by asking a question he cannot answer, and attempting a task he cannot achieve.

- Oliver Wendell Holmes

A fool too late bewares when all the peril is past.

- Elizabeth I

You're an idealist, and I pity you as I would the village idiot.

- Stanley Kubrick

Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.

- John Wayne

The average man does not know what to do with this life, yet wants another one which will last forever.

- Anatole France

God has cared for these trees, saved them from drought, disease, avalanches, and a thousand tempests and floods. But he cannot save them from fools.

- John Muir

When you are already in Detroit, you don't have to take a bus to get there.

- Ram Dass

Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.

- David Ogilvy

It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it.

- Douglas MacArthur

It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak.

- Neil Gaiman

When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes.

- Dylan Thomas

I'm not afraid to look like an idiot.

- Anthony Bourdain

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

- Jay Leno

Insanity is knowing that what you're doing is completely idiotic, but still, somehow, you just can't stop it.

- Prozac Nation , Elizabeth Wurtzel

I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

- Steve Martin

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

- Douglas Adams

I'm a one-man idiot.

- Eddie Izzard

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

- Abe Lemons

The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you, but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward, I was like, 'What were you thinking, idiot?

- Jensen Ackles

An institute run with such knavish imbecility that if it were not the work of God it would not last a fortnight.

- Hillaire Belloc

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world.

- John Le Carre

I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the taste makers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned.

- Kristen Bell

I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

- Casey Stengel

On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.

- Erma Bombeck

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