These fake quotes will help you to understand why do people actually fake and what can be its impact. Keep reading these famous counterfeit quotations and sayings.

Fake Quotes

Most people who suffer from low self esteem tend to fake what they are not. They fake themselves to fit with others around them because they believe otherwise they wont be accepted for who they are. They try to become the person they are actually not and try to get someone to like them so they can fit in with people around them. At times some may fake just to make their lives more exciting. Here is a collection of famous fake quotes for you to read.

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

- Garrison Keillor

Apparently, the most difficult feat for a Cambridge male is to accept a woman not merely as feeling, not merely as thinking, but as managing a complex, vital interweaving of both.

- Sylvia Plath

I should prefer to have a politician who regularly went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop computer for every teacher.

- A. N. Wilson

Run for your life from any man who tells you that money is evil. That sentence is the leper's bell of an approaching looter.

- Atlas Shrugged , Ayn Rand

Good actors I've worked with all started out making faces in a mirror, and you keep making faces all your life.

- Bette Davis

Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

- Fight Club , Chuck Palahniuk

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

- Groucho Marx

The devil's voice is sweet to hear.

- Stephen King

Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.

- Stephen King

We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.

- Stephen King

All violent feelings have the same effect. They produce in us a falseness in all our impressions of external things, which I would generally characterize as the pathetic fallacy.

- John Ruskin

What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.

- Jerome K. Jerome

Marilyn Monroe wasn't even her real name, Charles Manson isn't his real name, and now, I'm taking that to be my real name. But what's real? You can't find the truth, you just pick the lie you like the best.

- Marilyn Manson

I hate victims who respect their executioners.

- Jean Paul Sartre

A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.

- Auguries of Innocence , William Blake

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

- Bill Cosby

Poor David Hume is dying fast, but with more real cheerfulness and good humor and with more real resignation to the necessary course of things, than any whining Christian ever dyed with pretended resignation to the will of God.

- Adam Smith

A typical vice of American politics is the avoidance of saying anything real on real issues.

- Theodore Roosevelt

It is not a God, just and good, but a devil, under the name of God, that the Bible describes.

- Thomas Paine

A doubtful friend is worse than a certain enemy. Let a man be one thing or the other, and we then know how to meet him.

- Aesop's Fables , Aesop

We should look to the mind, and not to the outward appearance.

- Aesop

I don't like to talk much with people who always agree with me. It is amusing to coquette with an echo for a little while, but one soon tires of it.

- Thomas Carlyle

If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want... well, that's where you're right. But-and I am only saying this because I care-there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.

- Val Kilmer

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.

- Bertrand Russell

You always admire what you really don't understand.

- Blaise Pascal

Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.

- Emily Dickinson

I think I can safely say that nobody understands Quantum Mechanics.

- Richard P. Feynman

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

- Dolly Parton

Honesty is for the most part less profitable than dishonesty.

- Plato

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.

- Charles Barkley

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real!

- Fidel Castro

I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating... because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition.

- Fidel Castro

Better is the enemy of good.

- Voltaire

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone.

- Janis Joplin

I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous.

- Walt Disney

All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting.

- Homage to Catalonia , George Orwell

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

- Lucille Ball

Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.

- Ellen DeGeneres

Early in life I had noticed that no event is ever correctly reported in a newspaper.

- George Orwell

A celebrated people lose dignity upon a closer view.

- Napoleon Bonaparte

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