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Quotes By Dave Barry

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3-07-1947
Dave Barry is a Journalist who was born on 3rd July 1947 AD. An American citizen, Dave Barry was born in United States. Dave Barry is also called David Barry. His birthday falls on 3rd July 1947 AD. In his life, David Barry is famous not only for his work but also for his quotations and sayings, some of which are quite popular and listed here.

You should not confuse your career with your life.

- Dave Barry

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.

- Dave Barry

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

- Dave Barry

American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.

- Dave Barry

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

- Dave Barry

Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.

- Dave Barry

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

- Dave Barry

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

- Dave Barry

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

- Dave Barry

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

- Dave Barry

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

- Dave Barry

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

- Dave Barry

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

- Dave Barry

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.

- Dave Barry

If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.

- Dave Barry

The Ford Falcon holds the proud title of Slowest Car Ever Built. In certain areas of the country you can go to a stoplight and find Falcon drivers who pressed down on their accelerators in 1963 and are still waiting for their cars to move.

- Dave Barry

If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would:nuclear war, global warming and Windows.

- Dave Barry

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

- Dave Barry

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn.

- Dave Barry

I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.

- Dave Barry

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough. 

- Dave Barry

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