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Chuck Palahniuk Quotes

Novelist & Journalist
Born On
1962-02-21
Birth Place
Pasco, Washington
Birth Sign
pisces
Father
Fred Palahniuk
Mother
Carol Palahniuk
Nationality
American
Education
University of Oregon

American novelist, Chuck Palahniuk, of ‘Fight Club’ fame, once spoke about a short story he had penned, titled ‘Guts’. This brief piece was written with the intention of including it in a novel named ‘Haunted’. Every week, Palahniuk would meet up with other writer friends and read out his creations. When he first wrote ‘Guts’, he wanted to generate fear of the most mundane of all things, including “carrots, candles, swimming pools. Microwave popcorn. Bowling balls.” However, that particular Tuesday evening at the writers’ workshop, nobody was scared; people were in fact laughing after they had heard Chuck’s story, ‘Guts’. It revolved around three people’s separate nightmarish experiences while masturbating.

The same story was read again later, but this time to the public, at ‘Powell’s City of Books’ in Portland, Oregon. On this instance however, the reaction Palahniuk received was way too different. The faces of the listeners had turned grey even before he could finish his tale. It was only after he was done signing books for fans that the gruesome news reached the talented writer. Two young men had fainted during the reading session and were recovering, with absolutely no memory of what had happened before and after the mishap.

Though the novelist dismissed the incident as a mere fluke, he was horrified when the following day at another book reading event, a man and a woman had passed out after listening to his story. And this continued as the next afternoon, two more men fell unconscious. On further observation, it was discovered, that people fainted the moment he read the words 'corn and peanuts'. This went on till Chuck Palahniuk could no longer read the entire story in public, and ‘Guts’ became a tale that no one wanted to read during bedtime.

The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it, because it's only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles, wood rots. People, well, they die. But things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on.

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The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

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The answer is there is no answer.

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People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messed cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown.

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If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't.

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The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.

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Find out what you're afraid of and go live there.

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We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

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Find joy in everything you choose to do. Every job, relationship, home... it's your responsibility to love it, or change it.

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Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.

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People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.

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People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were scared of being alone.

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Few things in life seem more sexy than a banned book.

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You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a choice. To be or not to be.

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When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?

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If you knew that your life was merely a phase or short, short segment of your entire existence, how would you live? Knowing nothing 'real' was at risk, what would you do? You'd live a gigantic, bold, fun, dazzling life. You know you would. That's what the ghosts want us to do - all the exciting things they no longer can.

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Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?

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The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

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I just don't want to die without a few scars.

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If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?

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The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.

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Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.

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What we don't understand we can make mean anything.

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No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool of their blood edges up too close.

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I come from generations of farmers.

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My books are always about somebody who is taken from aloneness and isolation - often elevated loneliness - to community. It may be a denigrated community that is filthy and poor, but they are not alone; they are with people.

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Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

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I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth from you. When your whole life breaks down. That's the moment when you have to somehow choose what your life is going to be about.

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I would say any behavior that is not the status quo is interpreted as insanity, when, in fact, it might actually be enlightenment. Insanity is sorta in the eye of the beholder.

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Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.

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What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? They seem like greater steps toward faith and imagination, each with a payoff. Like cognitive training exercises.

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A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection.

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You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

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If I could wake up in a different place, at a different time, could I wake up as a different person?

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I don't do much more than organise other people's ideas and insights and thoughts, and sort of harvest them, and inventory them and present them.

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It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.

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You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

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I think in a way, you're doomed, once you can envision something. You're sort of doomed to make it happen. I've found that the moment I can envision leaving a relationship, that's usually the moment that the relationship starts to fall apart.

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There's a moment in every book when the book turns and it surprises me.

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Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

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Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

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In a way, a lot of my humor comes from presenting things that are dramatic or shocking and then people not having socially appropriate responses, having people denying the drama by failing to react to it, and that's a really classic form of humor.

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Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.

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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

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Discovering the 'impossible' ending to a new book makes me sick with joy and relief.

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I like to get people moving and jumping. I think it's good to add more emotion and chaos.

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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

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I'm always trying to reach a transcendent point, a romantic point, but reach it in a really unconventional way, a really profane way. To get to that romantic, touching, heartbreaking place, but through a lot of acts of profanity.

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You realize you have no control over how you're perceived.

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The first step to eternal life is you have to die.

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When I first read the story 'Guts' in workshop - my fellow writers that I've been meeting with for almost 20 years - they laughed; they didn't have any kind of shock reaction.

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We're making the same mistakes we made 1,000 years ago. So they must be the right ones. So relax.

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My only writing ritual is to shave my head bald between writing the first and second drafts of a book. If I can throw away all my hair, then I have the freedom to trash any part of the book on the next rewrite.

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To merely observe your culture without contributing to it seems very close to existing as a ghost.

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Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

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Some of the best ideas I get seem to happen when I'm doing mindless manual labor or exercise. I'm not sure how that happens, but it leaves me free for remarkable ideas to occur.

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In 'Diary,' the motto really is: 'Where Do You Get Your Inspiration?' It coaches us to be aware of our motives and not just be a reaction to the circumstances around us.

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I used to work as a volunteer in a hospice, but I don't have any nursing skills or cooking skills or anything, so I was what they call an escort. I would take people to the support groups every night, and I would have to sit sort of on the sidelines so I could take them back to hospice at the end of the meeting.

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It takes a lot to get people talking in airplanes. But once they start talking, you just can't shut them up.

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Only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit.

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Do you remember when you were 10 or 11 years old and you really thought your folks were the best? They were completely omniscient and you took their word for everything. And then you got older and you went through this hideous age when suddenly they were the devil, they were bullies, and they didn't know anything.

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I live by fallacy. 'If I get enough nice Ikea furniture, I'll be a grown-up.' Then I catch myself. Or, 'If I get off by myself, away from the stress of modern life, I'll be OK.' Then I catch myself.

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There will always be an underground.

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More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.

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The only thing I shy away from is non-consensual violence. I can't write a story where someone is a simple victim because it's boring.

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I've always thought stand-up comedians were the oral storytellers of our time, because they know rhetoric, they know delivery, they know timing, they know all of these things that you can only learn by telling a story out loud and interacting with an audience.

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A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.

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When I first started writing, it was me alone with a computer in my apartment. I hated the time away from other people, and my writing sucked. Now I have a laptop; I can do the most tedious part of my job in a public place.

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Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

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'Romance' is based on my entire creative process. I fall in love with an idea, obsess over it, isolate myself with it, and when I eventually introduce it to my friends, they all tell me that it's stupid.

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I try to tell a story the way someone would tell you a story in a bar, with the same kind of timing and pacing.

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If you flee from the things you fear, there's no resolution.

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Horror stories give us a way of exhausting our emotions around social issues, like a woman's right to an abortion, which I always thought was the core of 'Rosemary's Baby,' or the backlash against feminism which I always thought was the core to 'Stepford Wives.'

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I really love idiot, enlightened characters - these characters who fail to engage with the drama of their immediate circumstances; they fail to be reactive and enrolled by drama as it happens around them.

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I write in a noisy, distracting world so the books can be read there.

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Portland in particular is a cheap enough place to live that you can still develop your passion - painting, writing, music. People seem less status-conscious. Even wealthy people buy second-hand clothes and look a little bit homeless.

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That saying, about how you always kill the thing you love, well, it works both ways.

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My private history in terms of people in my life who are dead is very easy to discuss. I don't feel those people can be threatened or intruded upon now. But I am enormously protective of the people who are currently in my life, my existing friends and family. That is where the curtain is drawn.

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Masochism is a valuable job skill.

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When working, my diet degrades to pizza three times a day, because I don't want to distract myself from anything.

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The act of writing is a way of tricking yourself into revealing something that you would never consciously put into the world. Sometimes I'm shocked by the deeply personal things I've put into books without realizing it.

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My father used to call me 'bird bones' and, well, the name fits.

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A big reason why I started writing is I felt that fiction had stopped evolving. All other entertainments were getting better, constantly, as technology allowed. Movies. Video games. Music.

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For me and my entire generation, we took on this kind of sarcastic, ironic, snarkiness because it seemed the most extreme reaction to the earnestness of hippies.

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Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

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People would ask me to autograph their bodies and then the next time I'd see them on tour they'd have my autograph tattooed. I decided I wouldn't write on people anymore, but I'd give them arms and legs and if they wanted those autographed I'd do that.

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You can tell a more over-the-top incredible story if you use a nonfiction form.

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If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible.

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My best advice for writers is: Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories.

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People have to deal with their issues together; they have to expose themselves and kind of exhaust themselves.

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My goal is to create a metaphor that changes our reality by charming people into considering their world in a different way.

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A short story is something that you can hold in your mind. You can really analyze how the entire thing works, like a machine.

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People said that 'Fight Club' would be impossible to turn into a movie, but I think David Fincher loved that challenge.

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Personal identity seems like it's just such an American archetype, from Holly Golightly re-inventing herself in 'Breakfast At Tiffany's' to Jay Gatsby in 'The Great Gatsby.' It seems like the sort of archetypal American issue. If you're given the freedom to be anything, or be anyone, what do you do with it?

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Sometimes the past seems too big for the present to hold.

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The world of American politics is more contentious than it has ever been in my lifetime.

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Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

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I dread the promotion part of my job. It's agony, especially compared to the private, at-home joy of writing. But being a grown-up means doing every part of the larger task.

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If you take my stuff apart, you'll find my choruses of repetitions are picked up almost verbatim from Kurt Vonnegut, and my distanced fracture quality is all from Amy Hempel, who's probably my favourite writer.

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The bright future is that readers are accepting more varied forms of stories.

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