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Joe Rogan Quotes

Stand-up Comedians
Born On
1967-08-11
Birth Place
Newark, New Jersey, USA
Birth Sign
leo
Nationality
American
Education
University of Massachusetts Boston

Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.

Joe Rogan

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.

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Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

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I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.

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Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.

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Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.

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I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my stand up act constantly. It was a dream gig.

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After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

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Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.

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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.

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If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

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If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time.

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I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.

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I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.

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The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

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I really never had any ambitions to be a stand up comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.

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