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Funny Friendship Quotes

Throughout life, we come across people, many of whom we end up being friends with. However, only a few of them remain in our touch for the rest of our life. True friendship is the best gift that one may have. Friends are always with you, in the ups as well downs of your life. Given here are some funny friendship quotes that will be help bring some humor in your friendship. Share these funny quotations and saying with your friends and a have a good laugh. Hope you enjoy the humorous moments of friendship.

George Carlin

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

Cameron Diaz

I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not your friends, so don't talk to them.'

Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families.

I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh. If you jump out the window I look down then....I laugh again.