It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
A real job is a job you hate.
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
Genius is never understood in its own time.
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?