Bill Watterson Quotes
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Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Genius is never understood in its own time.
I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
It's always better to leave the party early.
I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
If I had rolled along with the strip's popularity and repeated myself for another five, 10 or 20 years, the people now 'grieving' for 'Calvin and Hobbes' would be wishing me dead.
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
A real job is a job you hate.
So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.
I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.