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Bill Watterson Quotes

Cartoonist
Born On
1958-07-05
Birth Place
Washington, D.C.
Birth Sign
cancer
Father
James G. Watterson
Mother
Kathryn Watterson
Spouse
Melissa Richmond
Nationality
American
Education
Kenyon College
Media Personalities, Cartoonists

It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

Bill Watterson

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

Bill Watterson

A real job is a job you hate.

Bill Watterson

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Bill Watterson

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Bill Watterson

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Bill Watterson

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Bill Watterson

Mothers are the necessity of invention.

Bill Watterson

Genius is never understood in its own time.

Bill Watterson

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

Bill Watterson

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Bill Watterson

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.

Bill Watterson

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Bill Watterson

Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists? 

Bill Watterson

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

Bill Watterson

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

Bill Watterson