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6-02-1917

Hollywood actress, Zsa Zsa (Hungarian for ‘Susan’) Gabor was, and still is indeed an unrivalled colorful personality. This brilliant star always seemed to be ready with witty solutions to even the toughest of dilemmas. Apart from the fact that she was one of those few celebrities to have married a whopping nine times, Zsa Zsa also made the news for physically assaulting a man in uniform. Stephen Schochet, a long-time professional tour guide for Hollywood, once recounted an incident where his visitors were fortunate enough to meet this enchanting lady at a Rodeo Drive boutique named ‘Fred Hayman’. She not only obliged them with a regular photo session, but also agreed to share a coffee with them.

As if that wasn’t enough, Gabor charmingly advised Laura, the bartender of the boutique, on how to look more stunning than she already was. The star even suggested Laura (who looked as attractive as supermodel Cindy Crawford) stay away from alcohol to maintain the beautiful skin that the latter was blessed with. Immediately after that the gorgeous actress said, “By the way, darling, put a little extra brandy in the cappuccino today.” As Schochet says, he began reminiscing about the time when a young woman approached Zsa Zsa asking her how to break off her engagement with a rich fiancé who had gifted her diamonds, a stove, a fur coat and a Rolls Royce. Gabor quipped, “Give back the stove”.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Macho does not prove mucho.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

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