
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved.

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have the nonsense respected.

A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage -- but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.

Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends - they're the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses.

I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh. If you jump out the window I look down then....I laugh again.

That is what friendship means. Sharing the prejudice of experience.

We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

I'd asked around 10 or 15 people for suggestions. Finally one lady friend asked the right question, 'Well, what do you love most?' That's how I started painting money.

If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.

You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun!

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions; their reasons are always different.

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not your friends, so don't talk to them.'

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it 'content.'

Ello, Sue. I've got legs. Do you like bread? I've got a French loaf. Bye! I love you.

In Hollywood, she's revered, she gets nominated for Oscars, but I've never heard anyone in the public or among my friends say, 'Oh, I love Winona Ryder.'

At this time when I turn 50, because so there`s many of my friends and family who didn`t get to see 50-years-old, and so, I`m celebrating for them too.

I am 65, my friends say i look 55, i feel 45, i'll settle for 35, and you make me feel 25!

You can melt down all the medals and cups I have and they wouldn't be a plating on the 24-carat friendship I felt for Long at that moment.

We're really good friends and we hang out. It's like I get to hang out with my friends and get paid for it.