Funny friendship quotes offer you a look into the amusing side of friendship. Share these humorous quotations & sayings with your mates.

Funny Friendship Quotes

Throughout life, we come across people, many of whom we end up being friends with. However, only a few of them remain in our touch for the rest of our life. True friendship is the best gift that one may have. Friends are always with you, in the ups as well downs of your life. Given here are some funny friendship quotes that will be help bring some humor in your friendship. Share these funny quotations and saying with your friends and a have a good laugh. Hope you enjoy the humorous moments of friendship.

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

- George Carlin

We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.

- Benjamin Franklin

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

- Laurence J. Peter

My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved.

- Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have the nonsense respected.

- Charles Lamb

A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage -- but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.

- Samuel Butler

Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.

- Emma , Jane Austen

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

- Jim Hayes

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

- Arthur Brisbane

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

- Poor Richard's Almanack , Benjamin Franklin

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.

- Friedrich Nietzsche

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

- Bernard Meltzer

Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families.

- Anonymous

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

- C.S. Lewis

I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends - they're the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!

- Warren G. Harding

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

- Mark Twain

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.

- Robert Louis Stevenson

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses.

- Edwin Arlington Robinson

I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh. If you jump out the window I look down then....I laugh again.

- Anonymous

That is what friendship means. Sharing the prejudice of experience.

- Charles Bukowski

We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.

- P. D. James

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

- Ethel Barrymore

My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right.

- Dan Quayle

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

- Edward Abbey

I'd asked around 10 or 15 people for suggestions. Finally one lady friend asked the right question, 'Well, what do you love most?' That's how I started painting money.

- Andy Warhol

If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.

- Joan Crawford

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.

- Margaret Cho

You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun!

- Chris Tucker

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

- Erma Bombeck

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

- The Picture of Dorian Gray , Oscar Wilde

Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions; their reasons are always different.

- George Santayana

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.

- Edgar Allan Poe

I have to remind my dad, 'Journalists - no matter how many cigars they smoke with you - are not your friends, so don't talk to them.'

- Cameron Diaz

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it 'content.'

- Lauren Bacall

Ello, Sue. I've got legs. Do you like bread? I've got a French loaf. Bye! I love you.

- Eddie Izzard

In Hollywood, she's revered, she gets nominated for Oscars, but I've never heard anyone in the public or among my friends say, 'Oh, I love Winona Ryder.'

- Jennifer Lopez

At this time when I turn 50, because so there`s many of my friends and family who didn`t get to see 50-years-old, and so, I`m celebrating for them too.

- Reba McEntire

I am 65, my friends say i look 55, i feel 45, i'll settle for 35, and you make me feel 25!

- Redd Foxx

You can melt down all the medals and cups I have and they wouldn't be a plating on the 24-carat friendship I felt for Long at that moment.

- Jesse Owens

We're really good friends and we hang out. It's like I get to hang out with my friends and get paid for it.

- Mark Hoppus

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