An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.

- Andy Warhol , Andy Warhol

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.

- Andy Warhol

During the 1960s, I think, people forgot what emotions were supposed to be. And I don't think they've ever remembered.

- Andy Warhol

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

- Andy Warhol

I always wished I had died, and I still wish that, because I could have gotten the whole thing over with.

- Andy Warhol

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.

- Andy Warhol

I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own.

- Andy Warhol

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?

- Andy Warhol

I'd asked around 10 or 15 people for suggestions. Finally one lady friend asked the right question, 'Well, what do you love most?' That's how I started painting money.

- Andy Warhol

I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is "In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.

- Andy Warhol

I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks.

- Andy Warhol

If you want to know all about Andy Warhol, just look at the surface of my paintings and films and me, and there I am. There's nothing behind it.

- Andy Warhol

When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships.

- Andy Warhol

What's great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest.

- Andy Warhol

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.

- The Philosophy of Andy Warhol , Andy Warhol

I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say "figment."

- Andy Warhol