
An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.

During the 1960s, I think, people forgot what emotions were supposed to be. And I don't think they've ever remembered.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

I always wished I had died, and I still wish that, because I could have gotten the whole thing over with.

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.

I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own.

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?

I'd asked around 10 or 15 people for suggestions. Finally one lady friend asked the right question, 'Well, what do you love most?' That's how I started painting money.

I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is "In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.

I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks.

If you want to know all about Andy Warhol, just look at the surface of my paintings and films and me, and there I am. There's nothing behind it.

When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships.

What's great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest.

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.

I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say "figment."