
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? : Airplane

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha! : Shrek

You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. : Duck Soup

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. : What about Bob

Barf: I'm a mawg: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend! : Spaceballs

Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. : Dumb and Dumber

Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of.

Tomorrow is the big day, so get your rest. No late parties, drinking tequila and trying to get lucky. : School of Rock

I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.

Good morning! And in case I don't see you: good afternoon, good evening and good night. : The Truman Show

All I\'ve ever wanted was an honest week\'s pay for an honest day\'s work.

Albert: I was adorable once. Young and full of hope. Now, look at me. I'm a short, fat, insecure, middle aged thing! Armand: I made you short? : The Birdcage

The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses. : Love and Death

I'm getting sick, you smell like aftershave and taco meat! : Blades of Glory

If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer! : Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

Ladies and gentlemen, I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people! : The Man with Two Brains

It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy. : My Best Friend's Wedding

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service. : Monty Python's Flying Circus

Reporter: Tell me, how did you find America? John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland : A Hard Day\'s Night.

Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything? Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes. : Sleeper

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. : Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Pugsley: We\'re not shy!rnWednesday: We\'re contagious. : The Addams Family

(referring to Apple Computers) 'He got me invested in some kinda fruit company.' : Forrest Gump

People here are funny. They work so hard at living they forget how to live. : Mr. Deeds Goes to Town

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage.

Disneyland is a show.

Hollywood is the only industry, even taking in soup companies, which does not have laboratories for the purpose of experimentation.

I phoned my grandparents and my grandfather said 'We saw your movie.' 'Which one?' I said. He shouted 'Betty, what was the name of that movie I didn't like?'

If you wanted to torture me, you'd tie me down and force me to watch our first five videos.

This is the way I look at sex scenes: I have basically been doing them for a living for years. Trying to seduce an audience is the basis of rock 'n roll, and if I may say so, I'm pretty good at it.

James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.

I always watch Dean Martin's show... just to see if he falls down.

I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.

They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase.

In the X-Men the women are so strong and sexy! We really kick some male butt!

I get mad when people call me an action movie star. Indiana Jones is an adventure film, a comic book, a fantasy.

I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over.

I don't think that Slaughterhouse-Five was successful movie material. In fact, Vonnegut's books mostly I don't feel are movie material.

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.