Funny movie quotes make your days filled with humor and happiness. Pamper yourself with these funny famous movie sayings & quotations.

Funny Movie Quotes

If you are in a stressed out mood, then here is a quick remedy to make you stress free - "funny movie quotes". These funny quotations will not only make you laugh, but also make yours tension vanish for a while. Are you ready to roll over with laughter? Go through our collection of famous funny movie sayings and watch your frown turn into a smile. You can also share these funny movie quotations and tickle the funny bones of your loved ones. We hope you enjoy reading these funny quotes.

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? : Airplane

- Jim Abrahams

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha! : Shrek

- Ted Elliott

You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. : Duck Soup

- Bert Kalmar

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. : What about Bob

- Alvin Sargent

Barf: I'm a mawg: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend! : Spaceballs

- Mel Brooks

Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. : Dumb and Dumber

- Peter Farrelly

Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of.

- Herman J. Mankiewicz

Tomorrow is the big day, so get your rest. No late parties, drinking tequila and trying to get lucky. : School of Rock

- Mike White

I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.

- Anonymous

Good morning! And in case I don't see you: good afternoon, good evening and good night. : The Truman Show

- Andrew M. Niccol

All I\'ve ever wanted was an honest week\'s pay for an honest day\'s work.

- Nat Hiken

Albert: I was adorable once. Young and full of hope. Now, look at me. I'm a short, fat, insecure, middle aged thing! Armand: I made you short? : The Birdcage

- Jean Poiret

The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses. : Love and Death

- Woody Allen

I'm getting sick, you smell like aftershave and taco meat! : Blades of Glory

- Jeff Cox

If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer! : Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

- Jack Bernstein

Ladies and gentlemen, I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people! : The Man with Two Brains

- George Gipe

It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy. : My Best Friend's Wedding

- Ronald Bass

I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service. : Monty Python's Flying Circus

- Anonymous

Reporter: Tell me, how did you find America? John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland : A Hard Day\'s Night.

- Alun Owen

Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything? Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes. : Sleeper

- Woody Allen

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. : Who Framed Roger Rabbit

- Gary K. Wolf

Pugsley: We\'re not shy!rnWednesday: We\'re contagious. : The Addams Family

- Charles Addams

(referring to Apple Computers) 'He got me invested in some kinda fruit company.' : Forrest Gump

- Winston Groom

People here are funny. They work so hard at living they forget how to live. : Mr. Deeds Goes to Town

- Robert Riskin

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage.

- Charlie Chaplin

Disneyland is a show.

- Walt Disney

Hollywood is the only industry, even taking in soup companies, which does not have laboratories for the purpose of experimentation.

- Oscar Wilde

I phoned my grandparents and my grandfather said 'We saw your movie.' 'Which one?' I said. He shouted 'Betty, what was the name of that movie I didn't like?'

- Brad Pitt

If you wanted to torture me, you'd tie me down and force me to watch our first five videos.

- Jon Bon Jovi

This is the way I look at sex scenes: I have basically been doing them for a living for years. Trying to seduce an audience is the basis of rock 'n roll, and if I may say so, I'm pretty good at it.

- Jon Bon Jovi

James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.

- Will Ferrell

I always watch Dean Martin's show... just to see if he falls down.

- James Stewart

I watched every single Charlie Chaplin film.

- Chevy Chase

They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase.

- Chevy Chase

In the X-Men the women are so strong and sexy! We really kick some male butt!

- Halle Berry

I get mad when people call me an action movie star. Indiana Jones is an adventure film, a comic book, a fantasy.

- Harrison Ford

I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over.

- Ben Stiller

I don't think that Slaughterhouse-Five was successful movie material. In fact, Vonnegut's books mostly I don't feel are movie material.

- Jerry Garcia

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.

- Joe Rogan

Comedy. It was just huge in my house. Peter Sellers and Alec Guinness, Monty Python and all those James Bond movies were highly regarded.

- Mike Myers

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