Funny love quotes will help you have some humorous moments in your love life. Read on to explore humorous love quotations & sayings.
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Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
A proof that experience is of no use, is that the end of one love does not prevent us from beginning another.
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Between lovers, a little confession is a dangerous thing.
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else.
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.
Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.
An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.
When you're taught to love everyone, to love your enemies, then what value does that place on love?
The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplacable being.
If I became a philosopher, if I have so keenly sought this fame for which I'm still waiting, it's all been to seduce women basically.
Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.
I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.
The submission of her body without love or desire is degrading to the woman's finer sensibility, all the marriage certificates on earth to the contrary notwithstanding.
Every relationship I've been in, I've overwhelmed the girl. They just can't handle all the love.
I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world.
I love doing comedy - I get a laugh out of it, it's not so serious.
The man who does not work for the love of work but only for money is not likely to make money nor find much fun in life.
Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.
The result of long-term relationships is better and better quality, and lower and lower costs.
The English can be a very critical, unforgiving people, but criticism can be good. And this is a country that loves comedy.
I love to cook comfort food. I'll make fish and vegetables or meat and vegetables and potatoes or rice. The ritual of it is fun for me, and the creativity of it.
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