Funny love quotes will help you have some humorous moments in your love life. Read on to explore humorous love quotations & sayings.

Funny Love Quotes

Love is known as greatest strength as well as biggest weakness of a person. You can have a large number of definitions for love, but still you can?t define what the feeling is exactly. While there have been many quotations describing the essence of love, some of them have delved on its amusing side as well. In the following lines, we have compiled a collection of some of the most funny love quotes. Go through these humorous love sayings and have fun sharing it with you beloved as well as your friends.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

- Joan Crawford

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

- Albert Einstein

A proof that experience is of no use, is that the end of one love does not prevent us from beginning another.

- Paul Bourget

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

- Melanie Clark

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

- H. L. Mencken

Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it.

- The Way We Live Now , Anthony Trollope

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

- Miscellaneous Aphorisms; The Soul of Man , Oscar Wilde

Between lovers, a little confession is a dangerous thing.

- Helen Rowland

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.

- Fulton J. Sheen

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.

- Honoré de Balzac

The bravest thing that men do is love women.

- Mort Sahl

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

- Henny Youngman

You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.

- Anonymous

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

- Brendan Francis

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

- Anonymous

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!

- Anonymous

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

- David Bissonette

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

- Ambrose Bierce

Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.

- H. L. Mencken

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

- Woody Allen

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.

- H. L. Mencken

Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else.

- George Bernard Shaw

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

- George Bernard Shaw

Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.

- Barchester Towers , Anthony Trollope

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

- William Caxton

An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.

- Bette Davis

When you're taught to love everyone, to love your enemies, then what value does that place on love?

- Marilyn Manson

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplacable being.

- Tom Robbins

If I became a philosopher, if I have so keenly sought this fame for which I'm still waiting, it's all been to seduce women basically.

- Jean Paul Sartre

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.

- Horace

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.

- Elizabeth Taylor

The submission of her body without love or desire is degrading to the woman's finer sensibility, all the marriage certificates on earth to the contrary notwithstanding.

- Margaret Sanger

Every relationship I've been in, I've overwhelmed the girl. They just can't handle all the love.

- Justin Timberlake

I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world.

- Justin Timberlake

I love doing comedy - I get a laugh out of it, it's not so serious.

- Carmen Electra

The man who does not work for the love of work but only for money is not likely to make money nor find much fun in life.

- Charles M. Schwab

Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.

- Paul Bourget

The result of long-term relationships is better and better quality, and lower and lower costs.

- W. Edwards Deming

The English can be a very critical, unforgiving people, but criticism can be good. And this is a country that loves comedy.

- Bjork

I love to cook comfort food. I'll make fish and vegetables or meat and vegetables and potatoes or rice. The ritual of it is fun for me, and the creativity of it.

- Reese Witherspoon

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