Wedding Quotes

The clearest explanation for the failure of any marriage is that the two people are incompatible; that is, that one is male and the other female.
Anna Quindlen

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
Ann Landers

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been giving me lately.
Jeff Foxworthy

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.

A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
Joan Rivers

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

When I design a wedding dress with a bustle, it has to be one the bride can dance in. I love the idea that something is practical and still looks great.
Vera Wang

All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.

If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.

The desire to get married, which - I regret to say, I believe is basic and primal in women - is followed almost immediately by an equally basic and primal urge - which is to be single again.
Nora Ephron

I want to get married again and have kids and even adopt.

They got married, they got divorced, and half their money goes out the window.
Suze Orman

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk

I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.

To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.

Marriage is an institution fits in perfect harmony with the laws of nature; whereas systems of slavery and segregation were designed to brutally oppress people and thereby violated the laws of nature.
Jack Kingston