Sexy quotes are naughty in nature and often revolve around sex. Read on to explore some really funny sexy sayings & quotations.

Sexy Quotes

Sexy quotes offer you a nice chance to get naughty with your friends and loved ones. They are a bit wicked in nature and, as the name suggests, revolve around the concept of sex. In the following lines, we have compiled some really funny sexy quotations. You will be able to make your friends laugh with these witty and sexy sayings. Go through this quotes collection and mark the ones that you think best suited to bring a naughty smile on the face of your loved one. Hope you enjoy reading these sexy quotations.

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Marilyn Monroe
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Sophia Loren
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Nothing makes me happier than dancing. It transforms me. It's the only time I let out what is inside and I feel completely sensual and sexy and alive. I'm obsessed with it.
Sandra Bullock
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.
Lynn Lavner
It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin- it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
S. J. Perelman
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
Sharon Stone
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Rodney Dangerfield
It's the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Tallulah Bankhead
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
If you're going to be sexy in a photo, you'd better be thinking about sex rather than about being sexy.
Peta Wilson
When somebody gives you a sexy look, you know they're trying. It's terrible! But when you smile, it's so much sexier!
Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.
Aimee Mullins
Any piece of clothing can be sexy, with a quietly passionate woman inside it.
But seduction isn?t making someone do what they don?t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.
Steve Dublanica
I don't think I ever feel sexy. I don't think that's for me to decide, if I'm sexy or not.
Kenny Chesney
Eroticism is like a dance: one always leads the other.
Milan Kundera
A particularly beautiful woman is a source of terror. As a rule, a beautiful woman is a terrible disappointment.
All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough.
Angelina Jolie
I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I think scars are sexy because it means you made a mistake that led to a mess.
Angelina Jolie
When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award.
Jack Nicholson
Nobody thinks of themselves as sexy, really. Some days you go, 'Hey, I'm not going too bad today.' But if you try and be sexy, you'll never be sexy.
Jennifer Aniston
If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now.
Moby
I feel sexy when I get out of the tub - your skin is fresh and you've put up your hair without looking.
Shania Twain
Any girl can look glamorous... just stand there and look stupid.
Doris Day
I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear.
Calvin Klein
Clothes and manners do not make the man; but when he is made, they greatly improve his appearance.
I know that people think I'm sexy and I am looked at as that. It is cool with me. It's wonderful to have sexy appeal. If you embrace it, it can be a very beautiful thing.
Aaliyah
I don't find any presidents all that sexy. They're not very rock'n'roll.
Carmen Electra
I do like Britney Spears. I think she's cute. I think she's fun. And I like her records. You know, I'm not a pop snob whatsoever. I think she makes great pop records.
She's so heartbreaking in this movie. I don't think they make enough awards to give her.
Jared Leto
I like being a pin-up girl. There's nothing wrong with it.
Jayne Mansfield
In the X-Men the women are so strong and sexy! We really kick some male butt!
I know of my sex appeal. I know about sexuality, and I know how to use it - tastefully, of course.
Rachel Bilson
I'm neither sexy nor a star.
Wentworth Miller
You can't be a sexy person unless you have something sexy to offer. With me, it's my voice: the way that I sing, the way I express myself when I sing.
Tom Jones
Women are always beautiful.
Ville Valo
He was very, very charismatic. He loved to be with glamorous people and did an awful lot to invent glamour.
Vivienne Westwood
I think the sexiest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it more than a pretty face and status.
Well, you know I have an office, my film offices. So I know that syndrome. I fancy offices, so there must be something wrong with me. Even the window cleaner intrigues me. It's a very sexy environment.
Hugh Grant
I think they all went too far. Their jeans got too low, their tops got too see-through. Personally, I think that sexy is keeping yourself mysterious. I'm really an old-fashioned girl, and I think I'm totally sexy.
What a fun, sexy time for you.
George Michael
Even with all my wrinkles! I am beautiful.
Edward Everett Hale
Cameron Diaz was so cute at the MTV Movie Awards when she pulled her skirt up and wiped her armpits.
Pink
Because she looks so real and natural, there is something unsettling about her. She's our direct ancestor, so you expect to see something human, but she is not a human and not an ape, but something in between.
Robert Martin
I've never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her.
Charm is a glow within a woman that casts a most becoming light on others.
Seduction is always more singular and sublime than sex and it commands the higher price. 

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