Sexy quotes are naughty in nature and often revolve around sex. Read on to explore some really funny sexy sayings & quotations.

Sexy Quotes

Sexy quotes offer you a nice chance to get naughty with your friends and loved ones. They are a bit wicked in nature and, as the name suggests, revolve around the concept of sex. In the following lines, we have compiled some really funny sexy quotations. You will be able to make your friends laugh with these witty and sexy sayings. Go through this quotes collection and mark the ones that you think best suited to bring a naughty smile on the face of your loved one. Hope you enjoy reading these sexy quotations.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

- Oscar Wilde

Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.

- William Shakespeare

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

- Marilyn Monroe

Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.

- Sophia Loren

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

- Billy Crystal

Nothing makes me happier than dancing. It transforms me. It's the only time I let out what is inside and I feel completely sensual and sexy and alive. I'm obsessed with it.

- Sandra Bullock

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.

- Steve Martin

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.

- Lynn Lavner

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

- George Burns

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin- it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

- S. J. Perelman

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.

- Sharon Stone

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

- Mae West

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

- Rodney Dangerfield

It's the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

- Tallulah Bankhead

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

- Anonymous

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

- Woody Allen

If you're going to be sexy in a photo, you'd better be thinking about sex rather than about being sexy.

- Peta Wilson

When somebody gives you a sexy look, you know they're trying. It's terrible! But when you smile, it's so much sexier!

- Joseph Addison

Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.

- Aimee Mullins

Any piece of clothing can be sexy, with a quietly passionate woman inside it.

- Anonymous

But seduction isn?t making someone do what they don?t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.

- Steve Dublanica

I don't think I ever feel sexy. I don't think that's for me to decide, if I'm sexy or not.

- Kenny Chesney

Eroticism is like a dance: one always leads the other.

- Milan Kundera

A particularly beautiful woman is a source of terror. As a rule, a beautiful woman is a terrible disappointment.

- Carl Jung

All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough.

- Angelina Jolie

I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I think scars are sexy because it means you made a mistake that led to a mess.

- Angelina Jolie

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award.

- Jack Nicholson

Nobody thinks of themselves as sexy, really. Some days you go, 'Hey, I'm not going too bad today.' But if you try and be sexy, you'll never be sexy.

- Jennifer Aniston

If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now.

- Moby

I feel sexy when I get out of the tub - your skin is fresh and you've put up your hair without looking.

- Shania Twain

Any girl can look glamorous... just stand there and look stupid.

- Doris Day

I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear.

- Calvin Klein

Clothes and manners do not make the man; but when he is made, they greatly improve his appearance.

- Arthur Ashe

I know that people think I'm sexy and I am looked at as that. It is cool with me. It's wonderful to have sexy appeal. If you embrace it, it can be a very beautiful thing.

- Aaliyah

I don't find any presidents all that sexy. They're not very rock'n'roll.

- Carmen Electra

I do like Britney Spears. I think she's cute. I think she's fun. And I like her records. You know, I'm not a pop snob whatsoever. I think she makes great pop records.

- Elton John

She's so heartbreaking in this movie. I don't think they make enough awards to give her.

- Jared Leto

I like being a pin-up girl. There's nothing wrong with it.

- Jayne Mansfield

In the X-Men the women are so strong and sexy! We really kick some male butt!

- Halle Berry

I know of my sex appeal. I know about sexuality, and I know how to use it - tastefully, of course.

- Rachel Bilson

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