Drinking Quotes

The whole world is about three drinks behind.
Humphrey Bogart

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

One is never so dangerous when one has no shame, than when one has grown too old to blush.
Marquis de Sade

I'm like a monk with a taste for hookers.
Moby

Humanity I love you because when you're hard up you pawn your intelligence to buy a drink.
E. E. Cummings

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
Ozzy Osbourne

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Dylan Thomas

No poems can please for long or live that are written by water drinkers.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Tommy Cooper

Drinking bear is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.
Alice Cooper

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra

The blues is losing someone you love and not having enough money to immerse yourself in drink.
Henry Rollins

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
Charles Darwin

They're sharing a drink they call loneliness But it's better than drinking alone.

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
Sid Vicious

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Noel Coward

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust.
Diogenes

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
Bette Midler

Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.

Drunkards are doomed to hell, so men declare, Believe it not, 'tis but a foolish scare; Heaven will be empty as this hand of mine, If none who love good drink find entrance there.

You've gotta keep fit to play that hard every night. Better order five more beers.
James Hetfield

I tried to give up drugs by drinking.
Lou Reed

Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness.

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.

Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it's funny how sleep comes all on it's own.
David Rockefeller

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.

Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, you'd decide you wouldn't want it.
Billy Carter

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.

“Waterboarding -- that's what America does to its prisoners now. Dunking them in water until they confess. Of course, you have to remember -- we uncovered a lot of witches that way. So, credit where credit is due.
A. Whitney Brown

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga k thora thora sa rang, baaja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang.