Baby Quotes

In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen - a life where, like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls, changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children - I learned a lot.
Patti Smith

There are few things as seemingly untouched by the real world as a child asleep.
John Irving

I don't dislike babies, though I think very young ones rather disgusting.
Queen Victoria

An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
Queen Victoria

Family... the home of all social evil, a charitable institution for comfortable women, an anchorage for house-fathers, and a hell for children.
J. August Strindberg

I wish either my father or my mother, or indeed both of them, as they were in duty both equally bound to it, had minded what they were about when they begot me.

I wouldn't even hold my kids sometimes because I didn't want them to spit up on me when I was dressed for an awards show.
Lauryn Hill

I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.
Jack Black

Children are not casual guests in our home. They have been loaned to us temporarily for the purpose of loving them and instilling a foundation of values on which their future lives will be built.
James C. Dobson

I knew it was going to be the most extraordinary thing in my life, but how powerful it is, you can never know until you have a baby.
Celine Dion

Hey, my baby fetches me beers, and she's only 4 months old!... yeah, I'm a proud Dad!
James Hetfield

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

America's future will be determined by the home and the school. The child becomes largely what he is taught; hence we must watch what we teach, and how we live.
Jane Addams

Ted needs someone to be there 100% of the time. He thinks that's love. It's not love - it's babysitting.
Jane Fonda

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

I was thinking that when I have children, that I should always dress as a character for them, so they think their mom is Alice in Wonderland or Cinderella.

Kids need to dream, they need to know that people care about them and they should be able to see outside every single day, because that's what helps you dream,
Magic Johnson

It is with children that we have the best chance of studying the development of logical knowledge, mathematical knowledge, physical knowledge, and so forth.
Jean Piaget

Here is the real domino theory - gay man to gay man, bisexual man to straight woman, addict mother to newborn baby, they all fall down and someday it will come to you.
Anna Quindlen

All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.

We make each other laugh and we have two beautiful children.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

The schools of the country are its future in miniature.
Tehyi Hsieh

I would say my greatest achievement in life right now - my greatest achievement period is - and I'm still trying to achieve it - is to be a wonderful father to my kids.
Bo Jackson

Is it not strange, that an infant should be heir of the whole world, and see those mysteries which the books of the learned never unfold?
Thomas Trahern

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

I love kids. I was a kid myself, once.
Tom Cruise

I recognize you for your service and I thank you for the freedom, the gift of liberty that you gave me and my children.
Tom Hanks

I love little kids looking up to me, young players looking up to me, respecting me.
David Beckham

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
David Frost

I played classical as a kid.
John Legend

As children we recognized that we belonged to an unusual, even exceptional, family, but the effect was different on each of us.
David Rockefeller

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.

When my dad divorced my mom it was kind of like him leaving me also.
Nicole Richie

Just to hear that baby hollering and crying, that was the thing.
John Ray

Yesterday we left the house, kissed the kids goodbye, then we went into the back yard, got in a jet and flew to London. That was pretty cool.
John Travolta

It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into the world. It's like you've met your reason to live.

The skew of the audience has probably dropped 10 years, ... Older people don't have the spontaneity and the energy. You mix in 15-percent young kids and the older people enjoy the show more.
Kenny Rogers

For a small child there is no division between playing and learning; between the things he or she does just for fun and things that are educational. The child learns while living and any part of living that is enjoyable is also play.
Penelope Leach

A real Christmas baby was not to be lightly named.
Kate Douglas Wiggin

As a child is indulged or checked in its early follies, a ground is generally laid for the happiness or misery of the future man.
Samuel Richardson

When a child can be brought to tears, and not from fear of punishment, but from repentance he needs no chastisement. When the tears begin to flow from the grief of their conduct you can be sure there is an angel nestling in their heart.