Friendship, like the immortality of the soul, is too good to be believed.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

- Groucho Marx

Men, like bullets, go farthest when they are smoothest.

- Jean Paul

It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.

- Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow , Jerome K. Jerome

I like to rock and roll, but I'm a mushy guy, too. I want to be the guy that all the girls love and all the guys want to hang out with.

- Kenny Chesney

Human beings must be known to be loved; but Divine beings must be loved to be known.

- Blaise Pascal

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it.

- Charlie Chaplin

Not by age but by capacity is wisdom acquired.

- Titus

The best smell in the world is that man that you love.

- Jennifer Aniston

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

- Robin Williams

We let folks know we're interested in them and that they're vital to us. cause they are.

- Sam Walton

He who lives in our mind is near though he may actually be far away; but he who is not in our heart is far though he may really be nearby.

- Chanakya Niti: Philosophy of Chanakya , Chanakya

Now that I have found someone, I'm feeling more alone... than I ever have before.

- Ben Folds

I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

- Oscar Wilde

A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.

- Abraham Lincoln

Adversity has ever been considered the state in which a man most easily becomes acquainted with himself.

- Samuel Johnson

Going to another country you're not in your house, you're with people you've never met before, and I think it's definitely a good growing experience.

- Amanda Bynes

Depth of friendship does not depend on length of acquaintance.

- Rabindranath Tagore

My father was a soccer player. All my friends played basketball though, so I stuck with basketball.

- Steve Nash

I was gravely warned by some of my female acquaintances that no woman could expect to be regarded as a lady after she had written a book.

- Lydia M. Child

Adversity is the state in which man most easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then.

- John Wooden

With how many things are we on the brink of becoming acquainted, if cowardice or carelessness did not restrain our inquiries.

- Frankenstein , Mary Shelley

There's sort of an open offer to work with a guy in Los Angeles who does big band and orchestra arrangements who was at least an acquaintance to Les Baxter before he passed away.

- Jello Biafra